08-03-05
Kitty Lixx here. Gotta make
this quick - Cocksnapper's storm troopers have been all over us this
week. Pretty Scary, I don't dare stay in one place for more than a
few hours. It's like being an Iraqi dictator or something.
Mike's still in recovery, there have been some...complications.
I'll explain it all in next week's newscast. Hopefully we'll be in a
defendable position by then and <CRASH>
- Oh SHIT! Gotta go NOW! Next week guys and keep
the faith!
Kitty out.
CHRONOLOGY OF EVENTS
SURROUNDING THE DEATH OF MIKE DA MUTANT
05/02/05
Anticipating the formal presentation of his new personal assistant (The
clone known as Genomee Twelve), Mike is alone in his command suite
preparing for the assembly. He's interrupted by a knock at the door while
dictating the days "What's New" for the SBC update. We hear a
few footsteps, a door opening and Mike says "WHAT?!! NO... it can't
be YOU! You're ...ARRRGGGHHhhhh..." There's a
heavy <THUNK> followed by wet splattering sounds and the recording
ends. The investigation begins.
05/31/05 Colonel
Cassandra Cocksnapper arrives to find the SpaceBabe command structure in
complete disarray. Cocksnapper takes charge and reports that "It's
official - I've been appointed the temporary commander of Spacebabecentral!
It's certainly an honor, but we're still holding out hope for good news
about Mike. I have managed to confirm that the missing three ounces of
body mass (after we mopped up the goo and weighed it) is MORE than enough
to account for the mutant's BRAIN! While unusual, we have run into this
kind of thing before and now suspect the he's been brain swiped and body
splattered. We're currently consulting a few select mediums in hopes that
one may be able to successfully channel the missing mutant. Meanwhile, I
continue my efforts to get Zashtar (the stuck up bitch!) to become
involved in the investigation. Stand by for developments... " Mutant
loyalists are suspicious but hopeful.
06/07/05
Cocksnapper vows to recruit the Zashtar Assassin for the investigation or
rescue/retribution (whichever applies). Zashtar (estranged from Mike for
reasons too complex to explain right now) resists. Cocksnapper seems more
interested in explaining why her breasts are far superior to those of the
women in the bonus flic "2001 A Big Bust Odyssey".
06/14/05
With no new developments in the dead mutant case, things quiet down around
the command bunker. Cocksnapper is appointed (by who? whom?) as interim
commander of SBC and begins to settle in. Confirmation comes from the lab
that there's enough bio-mass missing to allow for the possibility that
Mike's brain was taken. Rumors circulate about pending purges of the loyal
SBC staff. Cocksnapper hints that the ongoing success of our anti-alien
endeavors might be due to her "leadership". Staffers fume at the
implications. Cocksnapper continues to boast about her breasts.
06/21/05 Again
- no news about Mike. Long-time aids to the Mutant chafe at the lack of
progress in the investigation. Meanwhile Cocksnapper consolidates her
power and takes credit for SBC's recent successes in the field. Several
staffers receive their termination notices. Cocksnapper no longer hides
her disdain for her predecessor, bragging that things have turned around
since her LEADERSHIP has been in place. Several resignations follow and
are cheerfully accepted by Cocksnapper. Again, her breasts seem to be
foremost on her mind. Several (now former) staffers band together to
create the "ACL" (Anti-Cocksnapper League) citing vague evidence
that Mike is alive somewhere in a jar - and Cocksnapper's implicated in
the crime.
06/28/05 Cocksnapper
acknowledges that purges are ongoing (she calls them personnel
re-alignments) and declares the ACL an anti-Earth terrorist organization.
Security is tightened at command as new "security specialists"
shut down inter-organizational communications. Remaining Mutant loyalists
are reported "missing". Cocksnapper now makes no secret of her
contempt for SBC's fallen leader as she declares "Get rid of some
dead wood around here and things start HOPPIN'! I'm not sure what the
problem was with Mike, but now that I'm in charge we're experiencing
victory after VICTORY!". The ACL quickly responds - pointing out that
all of the "victories" were the result of plans put into motion
by Mike long ago. Cocksnapper issues "shoot on sight" order for
all suspected ACL sympathizers.
07/05/05
Confirmation now exists that Zashtor has at last accepted Cocksnappers
commission to recover the Mutant's body. Zashtor is told that upon proof
of death she will receive an obscene amount of money from Mike's life
insurance. The ACL issues a statement declaring its opposition to this
citing concerns that since Zashtar only gets paid upon "proof of
death" - members fear that if found alive (as hoped) Mike may not
survive the rescue attempt by
Zashtar. Cocksnapper dismisses these
concerns as "complete paranoia" and places a bounty on ACL
members.
07/06/05 Lt. Hastings
and few other survivors from the original SBC staff hack into the website
and begin to use the "Mutant's Scratchpad" to disseminate their
version of the "truth". Cocksnapper calls for a summit between
herself and leaders of the ACL. Suspicious; ACL members decline.
Cocksnapper then announces a major newscast detailing these recent events
to be posted on the website on or about the 19th of July. ACL members plan
a counter-cast for later that same day.
This ain't over yet.
Lt. Hastings
LONG LIVE
THE MUTANT!
04-19-05
Told ya I had GOOD
NEWS! Here's a little tease for the next POLL DRIVEN COMIC!
It's scheduled to start
NEXT WEEK!
02-15-05
Greetings
Earthlings: Just to keep ya in da loop I thought I'd share a few panels
from some upcoming stories (EIGHT of 'em represented here - there's PLENTY
more). And I recently announced that Skylar Moon (drool...)
is taking some time off and I just wanted to clarify - while she's
"resting" her sister-under-the-skin is making a MAJOR debut -
Check out the cover for James Lemay's ALIEN RUNNER and expect something...
SPECTACULAR!
01-25-05
So I've been kinda
busy! Sheeezz.. But I do get results! After the
member poll (see below) pointed out what was going right and what... uh, wasn't
- it took a while to get things changed up, but we're sooo tuned
these days! Recruiting is up, retention's up, and we've got those
little grey pricks on the run! So if it's not broke, but you've
still got the urge to fix it - DON'T! Just get bold and add some...
...NEW STUFF! So
here's a week's notice that starting next Tuesday we're adding another key
feature to the site content. ADDING not REPLACING. Yep,
through a fortuitous connection SpaceBabe Central has licensed some
bitchin' movies that are 100% ON TOPIC, ON TARGET, and so cheesy that
you'll think we did 'em! No kiddin'.
Starting next week we're
serving up an ADDITIONAL video clip every week. Clips from some of
the adult video library that's opened up to us, and each one personally
selected by yours truly for their uh... educational value.
Yeah, education that's it. And lemme tell ya - they're
VERY EDUCATIONAL! So check it out on Tuesday, February 1st as
SpaceBabe Central boldly goes where no mutant has gone before as we
present "XXX Trek - MAN EATER" in all it's glory! It's
funny as hell (You'll love Capt. Quirk, U-whora, Mr. Jackoff, Mr. Sperm
and all the rest!) TOTALLY XXX rated, and just a blast to behold!
The Federation will never
be the same!
Mike da Mutant
07-20-04
Hiya Earthlings!
Thought that I might take a few minutes to give you some update
news. Been a while, huh? (Yeah, sorry 'bout that)...
Videos - I gotta tell ya,
as happy as I am that Eva Destruction's getting her butt stomped by my
first generation genetic experiment, I'm still not as confident of the
outcome as everyone else around here. Sure the new gal's a tough
broad, but we had to toss her out straight from the incubator - too fast
for my normal SpaceBabe "preparation" (some say penetration)
to happen! Without that last minute...uh..."pep talk" from
me I don't have a good "feel" for her capabilities (if ya know
what I mean). It's not that I doubt our science guys - it's just
that something REALLY creeps me out about that Eva hussy and while I can't
quite put my finger on it, I've got a vague but persistent premonition
of...dread. Silly huh? Yeah, I'm sure everyone
else is right and I'm just worrying my warts off for nothing.
Still...this might not be the slam-dunk that we anticipate. Time
will tell.
Artwork - Man, we've
been stokin' the flames lately! I'm sooooo damn happy to have guys
like NightWing316, Briaeros, Red Duke, D.Praved and all the other kick-ass
Poser artists that contribute to getting our mission accomplished BUT this
battle doesn't win on 3D alone. And when it comes to the comics -
there's nothing but good news comin' down the road! Furball's REALLY
goin' places with the Poll Driven Comic - as expected. What was NOT
quite so expected was all the other terrific artists that have contacted
SBC in order to do their part. Here's some REMARKABLE previews of
imminent comic updates. Our sacred crusade is truly an international
movement now! Check out these bitchin' tales from the former Soviet
Union!
Oh...on a semi-sad note A6
is dead. If I'd announced that a year ago there might have been an
uproar but somehow the once entertainingly perverted Cyborg has lost his
luster so - I killed him. (I don't deal well with failure.)
His simple and entertaining beginnings kinda got all complex and quite
honestly - if I wanted to THINK that hard to keep up with a story I'd go
back and re-read the Foundation Trilogy. Makes little me brain ache
just to ponder it. Maybe someday he'll be back but if he does he'll
fight and screw a LOT more and NOT have much to say. Kinda like
me! No? !!!
Housekeeping notes: I get a
LOT of emails asking about the status of the DVDs and Pay Per Views.
Usually my reply is some lame crap about running as fast as we can and
being happy to barely stay up with the new stuff - much less worrying
about the old stuff. That's 100% true. 'Least it was.
I'm proud to announce that SpaceBabeCentral has recently acquired an
off-world alien ally that is getting some real progress on the
"already been on the site" video back-log. If she looks
familiar, it's 'cause she started off as a bad-guy. But that's all
behind her now and she's passed all her written (and esp. the ORAL) exams
to become our first official video master! Fella's - welcome
Pervatta - from the "Scurilie Abduction" video to our little
club! She's still trying to lose that alien accent but it's working
out well so far! I find that just having them...uh I mean HER around
is "uplifting"! Hehehehehe...
Anyway, you can expect a
MAJOR announcement within the next few weeks about the DVDs!
Don't let my unease upset
you about that nasty Eva creature. Even if it doesn't work out this
time (you know, we KILL her!) I wasn't mutated yesterday and
I ALWAYS have a backup plan.
TRUST THE MUTANT.
After all, Eva's the ho that set me up to look like a traitor just
like I told ya! DAMMIT!
That's it for now...
Mike da Mutant
03-03-04
VETERAN'S SPEAK THEIR MIND IN OUR FIRST
SURVEY!"
Okay guys - there's
absolutely no science behind our survey - but here's the results
and my interpretation of what they (could? might? do?) mean. EVERY COMMENT
submitted to date is included - even the less than complimentary ones. If
an issue was raised that might be of interest to the group - I did my best
to answer it. Endless appreciation to all everyone that took the time to
share their thoughts - you guys are actively making this a better
place to hang out and I'm extremely pleased with the results. Can't fix it
if I don't know it's broke, ya know?
PS Names have all been
replaced by XXX's - to protect the inoc...uh...privacy of
all involved!
Mike da Mutant
12-16-03
Greetings Earthlings! I've got a
spot of bad news that I have to share with all you long-timers.
Rebecca Swallows, SBC's long running news-gal has retired.
$#%$^#^&!!! (Yeah, that's what I said, too!). Man I'm gonna miss
her...and I know you guys will, too. Seems that family life is
taking a front seat to online perversion now and all I can say is...
Godspeed and best wishes Rebecca! You'll be a legend around here
forever and I'm just happy we got to spend some time together. Hope
you guys join me in well wishing once you're over the loss.
It was a bit of a
surprise. I actually didn't get the word until last week when I
called her up to schedule a Newscast (which didn't happen yet).
We've got some BIG-ASSED news to share with ya, too. I'll get
something worked out soon.
On a more upbeat note I'm
making one of my rare Terrestrial trips to some desert city in early
January. Lost Vaagus I think it's called. Supposed to be
jam-packed with eager SpaceBabe wannabes lined up in breathless
anticipation of my arrival! We'll see...
I'll keep ya posted.
Mike
11-21-03
Greetings fellow defenders of Planet dir...er, Earth!
We've got our work cut out for us boys! Let's take a look at some of the up-n-comin' challenges that lie ahead.
Our perennial dufus, A6 (Airlock #6) is going through some changes.
For the present he's somehow been transformed into a (GASP!) Human. Much as I sympathize, he's still better off than he started out (as an autonomous airlock control panel) right?
My spies report than in the near future circumstances occur that once more place the prince of bad luck and good intentions back inside an impressive shell similar to his dismembered Klachna Warrior body.
If this is truly the case avoid contact with him at all costs. The dude's just bad luck incarnate and everybody he knows is eventually cursed!
I don't wanna lose any troopers because this guy tried to "help" us out so shy away and live to brag about your victories.
He'll be picking up new (and surely doomed) chicks along the way - we'll have plenty
to watch and enjoy, just don't trust him!
Dr. Gonzo has a another tale to share.
It's almost a documentary about the sad sad dealings that are going on within the galactic entertainment industry.
I'll bet that most of you are unaware that having sex with humans is one of the most popular "perversions" existent among the galactic population.
While outlawed as bestiality in the civilized parts of the Milky Way, the practice
of abducting humans has been on the increase ever since the infamous "Channel X" hit the galactic airways a few years ago.
Gonzo's inside look at the dealing and machinations of those slimy alien "TV" execs will open your eyes to a new kind of threat.
While mentioned in a prior Scratch update, this story will appear in 4 short weeks and I want you
to be prepared. Buck up Veterans, if they want war, well, we've got our own resources to deal with them!
Kain's new story (also mentioned
before) will start showing up on the site in just a few more weeks as well.
This one is not for the squeamish. Poor Rocketgirl - young and (presumed) innocent, beautiful and
vivacious, she's destined to do so many dirty deeds in such a short time that it may well be a new record in the Spacebabe Annals for the fastest adaptation to dire circumstances.
If ya like 'em young and innocent, better get the first issue 'cause it (innocence) doesn't last long!
Now let's talk video entertainment.
Fellows, eyes forward - pay attention 'cause there's a lesson to be learned in next week's new movie.
It's called "Starship Van der Decken" and it's the creepiest slice o' space life that we've ever presented to you.
This soon to be real life saga begins on a normal space freighter, going about it's daily routine in the usual way until a freak collision with something allows access to the ship's interior by an unseen and unspeakable KILLER!
The crew does it's best to combat the alien force but...well you know how it goes once you humans start scrapping with the unknown.
This one's not a foregone conclusion though, some of these earth girls are pretty clever!
It starts NEXT WEEK!
Lastly, some of you guys have criticized my criteria for selecting
SpaceBabes. In response I present some "try out" pics taken of Ms. Tanya Danielle prior to her inclusion in the SpaceBabe Command Countermeasures team.
As you can clearly see, Tanya moves and poses and responds to verbal direction throughout this entire shoot.
She did so with absolutely no additional coaching or photographic tricks of any kind.
So to my critics who think that all that's required to become a spacebabe is big boobs and the ability to pass the "fogged mirror" test (breathing) I say Plllssst!!
Raspberries! And she signs her name in cursive! So there!
Proof positive of our high intellectual requirements for inclusion as a SpaceBabe! I rest my case...
Buck up vets! While the challenges continue, our victories are legend and we will prevail so long as we hang together!
One way or the other we WILL protect this planet from the slimy alien hoards that threaten our survival and try to cut in on our women folk!
The Mutant has spoken - so shall it be.
Mike
09-10-03
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's
been a HELLUVA long time between scratch-pad updates. It's a time
consuming war we're waging here, buckaroos! But recruiting's up and
things are finally going our way. So, with a smidge of down-time, I
figure I better catch ya up on some things.
Current events: ZASH
IS BACK!!! You vets remember how I sent Zashtor to save my
baby, right? It was just about a year ago today when she teleported
alone into the stronghold of our enemy and (eventually) killed 'em all and
brought back my main squeeze, just a little worse for wear. Then,
when I asked her to stay on at the station and supervise it's
transformation into a base that we could use, she suffered that mysterious
round of swelling breasts (on the newscast). Well for reasons that
only she can understand she told me where to go and quit! She did
okay as a bounty hunter and actually captured the renegade cyborg A6, but
was betrayed by those little grey bastards when she showed up for her
bounty. Told ya!
Since then her whereabouts
have been unknown - until a few days ago. My spies told me of - yer
gonna laugh - the Abduction of Zashtor! Holy SHIT! What
kinda dumb-ass alien screws around with abducting a friggin'
ASSASSIN! It's like kicking a ticking bomb! Suspending my
disbelief, I've dispatched the one that replaced her (as house assassin)
to see if it's true, and if it is, to bring her back. I had to cut
her training a little short, so I just hope that she's up for it. As
for Zashtor, the treasonous slut, sure she publicly repudiated me,
embarrassed me in front of the whole damn galaxy, and (worse yet) claimed
that she faked it every time, ya know that's small beans compared to that special
thing that she does when it's just the two of us...OOoooooooo...!!!
So what the hell?
Next week - ZASH IS BACK! Here's some "Assassin"
caps and a couple from the new flic as well. I'm providing a tiny
little refresher vid from "The Zashtor Assassin" including a
preview of what's to follow.
More scratch soon, gotta
lot to lay on ya but right now - it's ZASHTOR TIME!
ZASHTOR ASSASSIN
ZASHTOR ABDUCTION
05-14-03
Well, it took a galactic-wide alert to get 'em goin' but those
news-jerkoffs finally got something done. But it's really
strange. I'm pretty sure that some of that crap wasn't supposed
to be broadcast but I could be wrong. And any suggestion that
Sofia was dancing slowly at my feet, peeling away her clothes and gettin'
ready to do the tube-steak boogie to my pride and joy before they yanked
her away is purely...well mostly...at least somewhat
incorrect. We never got that damn friggin' far! Heads will
roll!!!
Anyway, I'm getting reports
that there might just be something to this Behemoth thing so watch SBC
closely, this could be a BIGGIE! Okay - just got an update.
The rest of Randi Thought's report on the Behemoth situation will
air in two weeks. They say that Randi and everybody else gets
naked. Cool. Try to pay attention to the story!
Here's a couple of promissory caps.
By the way, there are other
disturbing rumors that Zashtor and the Bounty Hunter turned in A6 and got
their blood-money - but were betrayed and enslaved by the little grey
bastards! And then there's the funny scuttle-butt about the midget
robot that's trying to convince everyone that he's A6. Ha
haha! He's got an interesting girlfriend though. Maybe
I'll check this story out...
Mike
05-07-03
Hello Earth creatures!
Potentially LETHAL events are occurring even as we speak! Remember
ACME? The guys that brought you the ACME BCD (Brain Control
Device)? No, they're not back... but... there's a new outfit
that's been making waves in the same market as ACME. It's called the
EMCA Corp. Hmmmmm. Anyway, they're skating those silly
little human rights issues that brought down ACME by not taking
over existing beauties but by making they're own. Sounds pretty good
- if it works. But before you rush right out and pay
more for a new girlfriend than you did for your car, you better watch our
presentation of the EMCA Shelly-Bot tests.
Sure,
you've all seen the magazine articles and pre-release fanfare, but we've
got the actual beta test recordings (don't
ask how) that only EMCA executives and the R&D people who built this
thing were supposed to see! Oh, you're gonna love most of
it. This thing may even be BETTER than advertised! Their
beta tester gives it one helluva workout and this thing is VERY
FUNCTIONAL! At least, up to a point. But you'll be real
happy you didn't buy one of these early models after you see ALL the
video. Let's just say that they've still got a few bugs to work out.
You'll see...
04-30-03
Here's some
samples of some of the AWESOME - OUTSTANDING and COMPLETELY PERVERTED artwork
that's gonna start cycling through the site SOON! I'm working so
hard to get things lined up for SBC that I forget to share the glory
sometimes. Consider these:
#1) We have
a complete 30 page "hybrid" comic from our own Dr. Gonzo that'll
just knock yer socks off. After rewrites and other tedium over the
dialogue (everybody got involved) he's got a kick-ass story
that just fits like a glove for SpaceBabeCentral.com. It's all about
those little grey bastards and their nefarious plots to subvert and
enslave humanity. Kinda. It's also about an
intergalactic ratings war and the level to which one little grey producer
will stoop to get the numbers. Kinda. Then there's the
outstanding heroine who's doing the little grey's dirty work...at least
until she...well I don't wanna give too much away, so suffice it to
say it's way cool and it's comin' at ya soon.
#2) Last
time I talked about A Seven's new comic (which was just completed).
Turns out her partner in crime, a guy named Kain, has similar skills (and
inner demons). He's working on a story now (2 issues in hand, 4 to
go) that's every bit as warped and lascivious as hers. And just as
high-tech kinky! Here's a few frames to whet your appetite.
#3) Smudge
Man! - I've been told that this guy's an acquired taste. Could be.
But from my perspective he just gets better and better and better! I've
got a full 15 pages of Smudge's best work in hand and he's workin'
on more! His series is the "Martian Mine Lords" and it's signature
Smudge work. He's got this strange but pleasing, exaggerated but accurate,
really hard to explain style that's recognizable at a glance. I
just crack up every time he sends me an update. So watch for this one guys
- highly recommended. Guess you could say I'm a Smudgie! (It don't mean
we're swappin' spit or nuthin! I just mean I'm a fan,,,,Geez.)
#4) Okay,
here's the last new one for this week (but I gots lots mo'!) Braieros You
guys remember that bitchin' story we ran a few months ago - "Horny
Red Planet"? Lotza naked tough-babes with huge blasters and hooters
too? C'mon! - it was great and now he's doing a follow-up.
"Martian Gear Solid" is better than the first one. Three issues
in hand - more on da way! Yeah BABY!
Just in
case you missed the implications above, lemme make it clear that I don't
start feeding a story to you guys until I've got it ENTIRELY in hand. Bad
things happen to nice people, artists can wig-out, have accidents, win the
lottery - whatever. So I make sure I've REALLY got the whole thing before
I beat my chest about it just in case something happens. Case in point
this weeks "Guest Artist"
update.
Real
disappointment here. Not the quality of the work - the fact that it
NEVER GOT COMPLETED! Worse still - it's really good work! But after
sitting on this for over a year, I've concluded that I'm probably not
gonna get any more so rather than just dump this really nice (and
ex$pen$ive) artwork in the crapper....we'll toss it out in the free area.
At least I won't be alone in my disappointment any longer... Okay - can't
wrap up on a bummer note so...
NEXT WEEK!
I got MORE to SHARE! MAJOR plans in the offing! I haven't even mentioned
the freakishly warped and technologically impossible replacement movie for
"The Estrogen Meteor from Planet Earth" have I? Hm..funny
how that worked out.
NEXT WEEK!
- Mike
03-24-03
Okay, okay, okay.. It HAS been a
while between Scratch Pad updates. I'm still reeling from the work
involved in the main movie "The Estrogen Meteor..." But
just so ya know, there's way cool stuff in the works from a bunch of
different (and very talented) sources in the near future. This week
I'll tell ya about A. Seven's new series "Dr. Sheis
Perfection." She's the ultimate in female evolution,
sole possessor of THE PERFECT PUSSY!
Now, you'd think she'd be
pretty happy with that but it's just not true. Seems that she
desperately seeks her counterpart, someone with the Perfect Penis!
And she goes through cocks like a mad woman, always looking for it!
Cool story, great Poser work, and a cock-hunter heroine who is never
satisfied! You're gonna love it! Here's a few random panels as
a preview. This is a six issue story (maybe more if you really
like it). Next week I'll spill the beans on another project.
Till then -
Mike the
Mutant
03-04-03
Whoa! Been a long
time between scratches... Sorry, "The Estrogen Meteor from
Planet XX" is taking about 110% of my time right now. Just
wanted to let you know that we're not slacking off on the rest of the site
or our mission! Here's the cover from an upcoming series by a fella
named Furball (yeah, choke on that). This is one kick-ass
premise and features some outstanding artwork. It'll debut in
a little while and scare the hell out of you. Watch for it - it's
called "Dark Things"...ooohhh, creepy!
02-10-03
"We're getting some real cuties - I mean, for Earth girls. Not bad, eh?"
02-07-03
The monster's lair is
almost complete as is the monster himself. Now if we only had a
story. Uhhh, we'll add that later. Shooting starts Tuesday. Watch for one
more set update Monday night then it's on to business.
02-05-03
Okay - here's a couple of
quick caps showing today's labors. The cave is skinned (inside and outside
view). Now on to the monster chamber!
02-04-03
This is where I'm gonna
post the pics of the set construction for the next movie. We're setting up
a cave where all kinds of unspeakable (slimy) things happen to nice girls.
When it comes to set construction, dark lighting is my best ally. It hides
lotza evils! So here's the first day's effort.
01-07-03
So what the hell's going on? Uhhhh...lotza stuff. In case
anybody missed the scuttle-butt, SBC's got a major movie set to film (ok, video)
in the next few weeks. We're planning on putting up a couple of
shorties for video updates while we're engaged in this monster project.
They'll be the "ACME BCD Infomercial" as seen in the last
scratch update, and a new animated video of tentacle molestation (here
are 4
frame grabs). The next movie's gonna have 6-8 HOT chicks, a
completely NON-HUMANOID monster and a really tacky (like late 50's sci-fi)
plot. SBC's bettin' the farm on this one so it better be GOLDEN! Bad
things are happening to your Earth girls, better stand by to lend a hand
(or whatever).
Sneak
peek - We're putting together an A6 anthology of sorts. It's nowhere
near done but here's what I've
got so far.
Ante up HUMANS! The new
crop of SpaceBabes just arrived and once I get 'em all uncrated (and tested
of course) you'll see a bunch of new...er...faces.
Mike the Mutant
12-24-02
So, here's another opportunity lost. Several months ago SBC
was contacted by ACME Development Corporation. ACME was seeking
funding to further develop their prototype "brain control
device" for eventual retail sales. Well, on the advice of out
attorneys, we had to take a pass but ACME continued to develop the device
and has just sent us a video tape showing some of their "clinical
testing." We'll show the whole video in a couple weeks but, for
now, start saving up - you're gonna want one!
PS: Have no fear - it only
works on estrogen rich brains.
Mike
12-02-02
Greetings
Earthlings! I bring good news. Located just below this witty
text you'll find some video captures. These are a little preview of
what A6 is in for in the next month or so. You'll find attached to
this vicious bounty hunter the nicest rack in the known universe!
I'm not kiddin', this gal's got the best boobs I've every drooled
on. And take it from me, you'll see a LOT of 'em 'cause these aren't
just your ordinary run-of-the-mill kinda spectacular breasts, no
sir. These amazing knockers have more
uses than Bat Man's utility belt! Wait till you see how she snags
A6! He won't even mind.
In other news, I'm doing
more budget busting for a January shoot that'll be our most ambitious
movie ever. For now, I'll just say this. The scary monster in
this one's the size of a truck and it ain't even vaguely humanoid.
We're still figuring out the engineering problems (huge creature,
electrical devices in a pool of slime, tentacle articulation, etc) but so
far - so good. We've got some spec-fuckin-tacular hot chicks lined
up to sacrifice all for Mother Earth's defense and a plot
(literally) stolen from the '50's. It's gonna be loads 'O fun.
Mike
10-15-02
Ya know... I just threw together a blooper
reel for the members 'cause, well... 'cause I could, and I decided to take
a little clip of it and post it here for you freebie guys. Sofia
(our newscaster) is sooooo damn easy on the eyes that I'm not really
listening anyway, but just in case anyone is - some of this stuff is
hysterical! There's another 3 minutes up in the member area, too.
10-01-02
This MIGHT be a biggie - not sure. Here are some real preliminary
caps from next weeks inaugural broadcast of THE INVASION REPORT. While
I was NOT consulted on the content of this "news reel" I'm gonna
give it a chance. My only concern is that these damn news producers
will turn around and bite me. I've been privy to some insider info
that there might be some criticism of your's truly (some false
implications that suggest that my leadership is less than perfect) and, of
course, if that's the case I'll have to take action. We'll see...next
week. Hmmmm...
Mike the Mutant
09-17-02
So what the hell's going on? Funny you should ask...
Here's
a character work-up from Fritz - he's one of the contest winners from the
ComicBabeCentral sci-fi challenge we did a few weeks ago. While he's
laboring away on a complete series for us, he slipped me a preview of
things to come. She's kinda borg-like in a way, especially those
oversized "Borg implants!".
While all the post
production work on the Zashtor Assassin is keeping me from even thinking
about free time, I'm none the less getting lotsa cool new stuff lined up
for us in the near future. Here's a quicky tour.
After nurse Sprocket, A6
gets his jollies in a BIG way. Here he's trying to escape!
D'Praved is starting a
whole new series for us called "Serena's Quest". Bet you can't
guess what precious bodily fluid she's in constant need of!
Joker666 is almost done
with his new series "Star Vixen" too. Here's a taste.
Last one for now - another
full series in the offing - Ian's Vanya Swan.
So lots of good stuff in
the pipeline and lots more still hidden up my sleeve. Till next time...
Mike
08-20-02
Okay, I can't spill too many beans here 'cause the movies still shooting,
BUT, here's some still caps from the next Spacebabe Central movie.
Though continuing the abduction scenario, it's a major break from
the usual formula. My best, most deadly agent is sent to retrieve
another beauty, my beauty, from an enemy command station.
She's a devastating assassin and leaves a trail of little gray aliens
dying in her wake. Meanwhile, the gorgeous babe she's here to save
is being tortured, drenched in alien slime, and sexually terrified by yet
another alien! Then my assassin meets a new alien, the little
grays controller, and a major dual takes place as these deadly and
near evenly matched adversaries fight to the death. But then...
Ahhem... Sorry, gotta save some for later. Check out the preview
caps!
Starts NEXT MONDAY
Mike
08-02-02
So what's on the horizon? Funny you should ask.
We just wrapped up our first ever Comic Contest at our artist site
ComicBabeCentral.com. I'm declaring the whole damn experiment (make a new
site, offer cash prizes, get good artwork for SBC) a success! Here's a
single page from each of the winning stories. These will all be available
in the member's are soon - I'm still wrestling with the schedule 'cause I
already had a helluva lineup in place. These might just have to run as
"Extras" to the regular lineup so I can avoid brain melt. I'm
working on the next "Abduction" video now - since It has to
debut in three days...
Here's a sample from each winning entry:
3rd
Place
Corum
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2nd
Place
Fritz
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1st
Place
& Overall Winner
Kristin
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And while I'm at it, here's a page from an upcoming chapter of Biaeros
"Horny Red Planet" - now a monthly feature! I love
this guy's work and I'm hopin' he'll be a regular contributor way past our
six-issue agreement! Feedback anyone?
A mutant's work is never done.
Mike
07-02-02
At the insistence of the staff, I'm heading
out for a couple of weeks R&R, but before I go I just had to share
what I've been working on. Here's some caps from the next three
weeks of the killer Abduction movie, "Countermeasures".
Most of the special fx are done with AlamDV and Photoshop/Media Studio Pro
and consume countless hours for every usable second of video. But when
they work, they're priceless. And they'll all be online
in the next three weeks!
PS: Sorry for the censorship on some of them, this is the free area and
Earth grubs might be looking. No such restrictions in the Member
videos!
Mike
06-04-02
I've been a bad mutant.. neglecting
the Scratch Pad. Well, I can fix that.
Here's some in-progress
previews of upcoming artwork from new stories. There's one sample each
from Star Vixen, Dream Story, and Deep Seed. They're almost ready
to slip into the lineup.
And while I'm at it, here's a
couple of caps from next weeks NEW ABDUCTION! This is the one where those
little gray bastards get what's comin' to 'em!
04-30-02
Here's a character work-up from
Smudge. He's proposed a new story and this is the first little sample. Go
dude!
04-23-02
Here are some cool pics from
A.Seven that are sized properly for use as wallpaper backgrounds.
They are in bmp format, so right-click the links and save to your hard
drive.
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04-02-02
We're bustin' ass on several in-house Poser and Poser/Photo projects. Here's a couple of concept work-ups of possible story characters in development. You'll be seeing a lot more Poser/Bryce story lines combined with
photos soon.
Here's a little taste of things to come in the Trentless AIRLOCK #6!"
03-26-02
Here's some BLOOPERS from the first part of "ZINGNATA". Patience is a virtue. In fact, it's the only way to survive sometimes.
You
can "right click" on the movie link and
choose "save target as" in order to save the clip for later
viewing.
03-18-02
VERY COOL artwork we've commissioned.
Just got the preliminary sketches and just had to share. DEFINITE upcoming
feature when it's all done. From WreckShop!
02-25-02
Here's some preliminary Poser stuff that DanO' whipped up while Mr. X was in town last weekend tutoring us. Pretty damn cool, especially as a warm-up. It pays to learn from the best!
Sneak preview of the new video that I'll have up in a couple of weeks. That's K.C. Canons as "Mingnata the Less-than-merciful" and some weirdo that followed us home as the "ACME DestructoBot". It's hot, horny, and hilarious... Stay tuned.
02-18-02
I'm featuring a stunning Flash animation from Mr. X to begin this section. It's a tender love story about an Earth female and her vacuum cleaner looking robot sex device. Bring your own popcorn. As always, special thanks to
Mr. X for thinking about us. I just hope that when he thinks of me, he pictures me with my cloths on. Yuck!
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This is where I'll post cool little projects that
may or may not end up in use on the site. We're experimenting constantly with different types of web-able animations, special effects for the movies, flash animations, space ship designs etc. Some of this work may blaze the way for new hyper-content for Spacebabe's (and thus the battle to defend Earth) but most likely it'll be studded with brilliant disasters - things that
almost worked. In any case it'll be a glimpse behind the curtain, an insight into what
might be forthcoming in the member's area.
