GO! It's time for a "Night with a Vampire"! One of the best illustrated comic series we've ever had
and it a celebration of EVIL! Sure, he's the devil incarnate but man.. he knows how to treat the
ladies! Dig in on issue one right now fellas - it's da GOOD STUFF! Then pull up a chair and soak
in the spectacle of the "Kiss of the Vampire"! Her lips do a damn-sight more than just kiss her
victim before she feeds. His fatal trip to hell starts deep, deep in her throat!
Some "Gray Goo"! Why not? Everybody else seems to enjoy it. Betty the bimbo applies her well-honed
talents to the lab assistants coochee waaaay more than is required for the nano-transfer and her
"victim" reciprocates! Girls gone GOO! That evil clown has the blasphemous babes doin' the dirty
to each other but he tires of merely directing. Time to join in on the "Grave Consequences"!
"Daphne Vampire Killer" does! She just lost hers with an orgasm! And the throng of the undead is
having a go at her - all at once. Her fall from grace is almost complete but her suffering still
hasn't ended. There's an even steeper fall next time! Life imitates art in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machines"
"Night of the Werewolf". They were just makin' out at the drive-in when the creature on the silver
screen came to life and killed him, took his pleasure from her. It was a bad scene. Worse.. it's
double creature feature! The "Star Vixen" is under attack but while the brave crew launches fighters
for a star battle the pirates have another idea. Board 'em and rape 'em! I'm not seeing a happy
ending here - unless you're a pirate!
Shiver me timbers.. Pass the Vixen matey!
Mike da Mutant
GONNA MISS HER.
Laura Talbot - "Lost Lands AFTERMATH" concludes today! The oldie-moldie god's victory is complete
and the last resistance has been overcome. There's terror about to spread worldwide and no one can
fight it. Might as well off ourselves right now! But the flipside is that Briaeros is hard at work
on another epic adventure and I can't wait to see what the dean of dementia comes up with next! He
doesn't disappoint. The puppets are groping each other at the clowns direction in "Grave Consequences"
and the vampire with the deep throat and alabaster skin is fighting the urge to take a nip or two as
she continues her floor work on the oh-so-doomed object of her oral attentions. It's his last blowjob
so I hope it's a great one in "Kiss of the Vampire"!
IT'S GOO ON GOO!
Today, the uber-stacked lab assistant gets Gooey Betty's full attention in "Gray Goo". She should damn
well know better but apparently the Goo make them irresistible? The Goo must flow! Brand new "STAR WOES"
adventure! "Naughty Hill" is up with a busty version of Julia Roberts and a "WTF is THAT?" alien that
thinks she's quiet cuddly! And "Abducted!" returns with more strange invaders. These guys lurk in a
cave and snatch all the hot, big-boobed human females that wander in. Guess there's plenty, huh?
(I tried, didn't work for me). And the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" is blessed (BLESSED I TELL YA!) with
the very first issue of Slid's "Housewives in Space" saga. These alien delivery boys get ALL the action!
Where do I sign up?
Mike da Mutant
THE FINAL TWIST.
Jame Lemay's final chapter of "Alien Runner" is up. Poor spacebabe thought she was rescued.
Not so much really. Then the "Gray Goo" is on the move. Now that Busty Betty has been assimilated
it's time for her to spread the gift to the super-stacked lab assistant! And "spread" she does!
The ">Kiss of the Vampire" is all about the torture. She'd be kinder to just kill him but this
one likes to toy with her meal before she dines. Vampires are cruel but they DO know how to suck!
JUST WHISTLE PAST.
Yup. That's what they should have done. But now they've awakened an evil beyond their comprehension
and he's going to have a wonderful time with them as they learn the "Grave Consequences" of disturbing
the dead! "Daphne Vampire Slayer" is back but she's not slaying this week. Instead she's about to
become the "good time had by all" in a ghoul party! The "Star Vixen" crew is in turmoil! Below decks
the ship's doctor is get'n banged by her son while outside the pirates are attacking! And the
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" scores an oldie-moldy called "Future Imperfect". A couple of inexperienced
gals decide it's time to explore sex but the newly revived object of their lust has his own plans!
Of course, he'll screw them first!
Mike da Mutant
BETTY GETS IT!
She's been workin' hard to get that "Gray Goo" and this week her persistence is rewarded.
The nano-doc finally gives her what she wanted but suddenly Betty realized that it's NOT
what she expected! Then he's been charred and toasted but she won't let him die. Using
her powers, she keeps him somewhere between life and death - for what? For her own amusement?
He's doomed but there might just be time for one last "Kiss of the Vampire" before he goes!
And the bimbos meet their master in "Grave Consequences". Fortunately for them, he's in a
cheery mood and wants to play! Let the fun begin.
A BIG CHEER!
For the cheerleader who gets a side trip to the alien spacecraft! One minute she's leading the
squad and the next >ZAP< she's an "Abducted" sex toy! Then we've got two short stories this
week. "Alien Training Day" takes us into the preparation that's required to best exploit those
human females (I thought it was instinctual!) and "The Chaste" is all about the happiest torment
ghost you've ever met. And "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" serves up "VR". It appears that humans don't
have a patent on Virtual Reality development. In fact.. we're waaay behind!
Happy Birthday USA!
Mike da Mutant
The "Gray Goo" must flow! And busty Betty is doin' her part! The chicks doin' everything 'cept slicing
Dr. Gray open to get some of it but so far he's holding back. Maybe it takes a while to establish itself
in one person before it can jump to another? And she's killed his companions and seared him to a crisp
but she's not done yet. A Vampires stronghold must be a lonely place cause the sole survivor lingers
for the "Kiss of the Vampire" - if he wants to or not! "Grave Consequences" begins this week. It's a
life-lesson on why you should never clown around in a graveyard! One that these two beauties are about
SAVED AT LAST!
But when the shuttle crew rescues our heroine in "Alien Runner" from all that incessant alien sex she
rewards them with.. more incessant sex! The girl's a one-trick pony but if ya find something that you're
good at.. guess ya stick with it! "Daphne: Vampire Slayer" kicks off a four episode run this week.
Daphne breaks up an attempted vampire gang rape in her debut. But.. she didn't even get naked!
That'll change soon.. we just need tougher vampires! "Star Vixen" returns and there's a homecoming
of sorts. Dr. Boner greets her son as he re-joins the crew but her son has plans to "join" his mom!
Right here, right now, in front of everybody! Then the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" serves up a cold slice
of "Revenge" when marauding aliens attack a spaceship and kill everybody except for the one human
female they decide to keep and double-team. But she's not as helpless as she seems!
Or so I'm told..
Mike da Mutant
THEY SHOULDA STAYED HOME.
But NOOooooo.. They chose instead to mess with a power far beyond their own. And now two of them are dead and
the survivor is about to become a gorgeous vampire's chew-toy!
"Kiss of the Vampire" starts this week starring Natalie Minx as the tormenting object of lust that enjoys
toying with her victim. He's probably okay with it too - at first! Then brainless Betty takes a pounding
from the demented Dr. Gray and his nanobots! Betty can't decide if she likes it but is a 'lil scared or
if she just plain LOVES it! Either way she's gonna catch a mouthful of "Gray GOO"!
The "Raid on Giolikki"
concludes this week and it's a Spacebabes "fate worse than death". Far worse..
Yep. Those sneaky alien bastards have taken another Earth girl! This one's a beauty but her attitude
will leave you wishing that they'd stuff something in her mouth to shut her up. And your "Abduction"
wish is granted! "Tasty Tit-bits" is back! Sure, you'd think being a babe-gobbling monster would be
all fun and games but these guys have feelings too ya know. And when one nasty chick sucks all the
fun out of terrorizing her - there's only one thing left to do! "Venix" wraps it up this week with
a bang! She's banged, he's banged. anybody not already dead is banged! And it's a sad state of affairs
when a beautiful lady has to be "saved" from rape by a wild beast! Then again..I guess she wasn't really
saved at all in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machines" "Lunar Lust".
Mike da Mutant
what you wish for! The "Spook Hunters" wanted to find some supernatural shenanigans - and they did!
Now it's a panicked bug-out and it's every girl foe herself in this week's conclusion! Over in the
SBC laboratories the "Gray Goo" has been unleashed and Betty Butterfingers has been chosen as the
next Goo recipient. She's built for fun and the elevator doesn't seem to go all the way to the top
so she's perfect to get that goo goin'. And damn good at it too! One Spacebabe is down and the other
just met the king bug. There's no avoiding a major disaster in "Raid on Geolikki"!
SHE'S BEEN HAD!
James Lemay is back with todays "Alien Runner" update. The little greys get chased away by her
hover-bot companion but not until after they've all had a great time with her not-so-unwilling
and deliciously formed body. It's a win - win! Then.. Wow. A woman scorned indeed! This week's
"Star Vixen" fresher finds the crew in mid-debauch with the squirmy green aliens when the big
green guys all catch a nut. But the girls? They're left wanting! So as any chick would do if
she could, she boards her spaceship and NUKES the planet! I've dated some like that. There's
a short story called "Initiation" that's features a gal that want to screw the devil. You may
rest assured that she does indeed screw the devil - and a lot more! Then the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
rolls out "Colossal Cunt" - the strangest alien invader EVER! And considering our normal fare..
that says a LOT!
Mike da Mutant
WELL THAT WORKED!
The "Spook Hunters" hatched a scheme to lure in a spook and it actually worked. Now they've got lots
of ecto-cum to analyze so they must be overjoyed! And Now that the nanites are outta the bag Dr. Gray
is busy sharing them with Betty, Betty doesn't seem to mind! In fact she's working hard to harvest all
that "Gray Goo"! And we started with two Spacebabes in "Raid on Giolikki" but now there's only one.
Doesn't look like she's gonna be a long term guest either.
"Lost Lands Aftermath" has 'em. The world's about to end but there's still time to get some from all
those big boobed victims. Let's not waste any time! Then a bunch of pesky alien pervs snatched themselves
an Earth girl in last weeks "Abduction" and now we're gonna find out why. Hint: she won't dig it!
"Venix" is updated with another chapter and it's an extermination! Die! Die! Die! Finishing up for
the week comes "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" with "Armed and Dangerous". Aptly named indeed!
Mike da Mutant
Hmm.. Maybe we shouldn't have let her touch things? SBC's underground lab is in chaos this week
'cause Betty was "get'n scientifical". Now the nanites are loose and Dr. Gray is infected! His
new top priority: REPRODUCE! Time to bend over Betty and welcome the "Gray Goo"! Then the trap is
laid out, the bait is butt-naked and the spook makes his presence known in this week's
"Spook Hunters" episode. Hope they get that on camera! "Raid on Giolikki" continues with the
tomb raiders about to panic over their little infestation problem. Those bugs are deadly but
so far it looks like maybe.. they Might survive. Or not.
CHOMP CHOMP ZAP?
"Tasty Tit-bits" is back with "'Lectric Girl"! Sure, she gets gobbled like all the rest but this
one's got magical tits that ZAP the girl-gobbler! Stimulating! "Star Vixen" continues and the fat
green debauchery is non-stop. Betcha these brave explorers wish they'd just stayed home! Oh boy!
James Lemay's "Alien Runner" is up with episode two. And where there's one horny alien there's
usually more. And these guys don't take turns - they just all take HER! Naturally there's a
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" zinger. This week's oldie/moldy is "The Simulator" and if gravity gets
you down yer gonna love it!
Remember why? I'll be fly'n old glory on Monday in remembrance of those that gave that
"last full measure" to protect my sorry ass. Hope you'll join me.
Mike da Mutant
Busty Betty the bimbo buzzes around the SBC labs while Dr. Gray and his assistant try to get some work
done on the "Gray Goo" project. But her deep-cleavage disturbance is about to get serious. And THEN
she'll learn what kind of relief the good doctor really needs! And the clothes come off and the ghost
taunting gets down to business in "Spook Hunters". It looks like Gummi's about to take one for the
team if her plan works out. Silly gal..
Yeah they need some. A REALLY BIG can of RAID. "Raid on Giolikki" gets icky as bugs are squashed and the guts
splatter! Less chatter - more hustle girls! The final chapter of the "Ugly Duck" saga is up in the
"Fables of Fright" section today. Our sweet young thing is probably wishing that she hadn't sprouted now!
"Venix" continues the sex-combat this week and another operative is sent to get the first two. Good luck
with that! The first issue of "ABDUCTED!" is up! It's the one that started it all and now the hot chicks
should ALL be watching the sky 'cause the sky is sure watching them! The first of many to fall victim to
the yucky 'ol alien hoard is a nice country gal. Ya'll enjoy it now, ya hear? Then Donny's up inside
the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" and the evilest of evil vampires has himself a tasty snack - courtesy of the cute
'lil redhead he scrounged up! Time to start..
Mike da Mutant
"Gray Goo<" begins this week! Deep in the underground labs of Spacebabe Central a dedicated team of
scientists labors away to create nanite technology for the benefit of the whole human race. But
people being people.. especially SBC people.. it doesn't quite work out. "Spook Hunters" returns
and the team gets down to work. But with the attention span of a gnat, Gummi decides to try an
experiment! "Raid on Giolikki" takes us to a distant world where a couple of Spacebabes have been
tasked to retrieve a priceless artifact. They didn't know about the relics guardians!
"Venix" presents the creepiest and scariest thing a man could ever face. And I mean SCARY! Then
"The Monster Channel" returns.. and so does the dead cheerleader! The horny scientist really DID
bring her back from the dead but just as the celebration begins there's an interloper in their
midst. James Lemay rotates back in with the first of the "Alien Runner" chapters. She's got a
funny name but I 'spect you'll like her! Sure seems like her new friends do. The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
serves up "Holes" this week. Sweet young thing and a new house. A house with big holes in the basement
floor. And she just had to find out why!
Mike da Mutant
CLEAN 'EM UP!
Lotta endings this week. First, "The Trap" wraps it up with some ghoul abuse (that turns into a meltdown!).
Then "Immoral Kombat" concludes with some serious good fortune.. but only for the PUNISHER!
"Aliens, Babes & Creatures" wraps it up too.. or does it just come full circle? Either way, ALL
JUST GET'N STARTED
"Spook Hunters" gets down to the serious work of detecting spirits. Gummi has an intense premonition
but says nothing to the other investigators. Odd.. Then the "Star Vixen" gang finds out a lot more
than they wanted to know about the native lifeforms - but hey - it's all for science! There's a new
short story called "Alien Encounter". It's about, uh.. an.. alien encounter? You guessed it! And
as usual the unsuspecting babe discovers that she really SHOULD have suspected! The
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" pulls the chain on this week's update with "Tentacle Trap". A hot
(but inattentive) pilot bangs up her spaceship and crashes.. meets icky tentacle beast..
and love is in the air! Well, until she does that thing with the gun!
Mike da Mutant
WE'LL FIND IT!
If there's a spook lurking around your place the you'll wanna know about the "SPOOK HUNTERS"!
They're the team of Psychic investigates that gets results! And they'll do WHATEVER it takes
to lure out those pesky phantom pervs! Whatever it takes. Then "The Trap" has sprung and the
ugly other-worlder is gonna try to make the best of it. But he better make sure that he pleases
these gals or they'll tear him apart! Dancer Denz gets the full-on welcome from the PUNISHER
this week in "Immoral Kombat" but she's not appreciating his effort. No matter. He's enthusiastic
enough for both of them!
WOE IS SHE.
Oh yeah. "Space Cram" joins the lineup in the "Star Woes" section and your innocent recollections
of childhood entertainment will NEVER be the same. Gotta love that 'lil guy in the helmet! An
alien (cleverly disguised as a smokin' babe) invades a spaceship and proceeds to extract "DNA"
from the crew in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine". But the crew's not complaining about this "Wolf in
Sheep's Clothing". Not even a little! "The Monster Channel" returns with a fresh update on the
fallen bimbo - the victim of Frankenstein's Monster! But even as the doctor races to restore
her life-force he can't keep his dick out of her friends! Sidebar: If we could wrap some wire
around Bela Lugosi's corpse and surround his coffin with magnets we could power a city with all
that spinning! Then the "Star Vixen" saga begins as the captain and crew explore a newly discovered
planet. And they get explored right back!
Only seems fair, ya know?
Mike da Mutant
THE BLOODY END.
"Riki Lixx" takes the final thrust this week and her alien captor has had a great time. Riki..
less so, but that's the Spacebabe way! "The Trap" has sprung and two gorgeous gals have the
upper hand with thier captive ghoul! But can he perform as they expect or will parts just fall
off? "Immoral Kombat" is closing in on the last few issues but the action isn't slowing down
at all. One gals gets a mini-creature reaming in the forest while another one has BIG bug
problems. And Danz locks up with the PUNISHER!
"Lost lands: Aftermath" is up from Briaeros! It's terror in the terminal as the full extent of
the ancient gods power becomes apparent! It might just be time to go with the flow gals. If
ya can't beat 'em learn to suck tentacles? "Aliens, Babes & Creatures" returns with an epic
orgy of brightly colored aliens and our poor little Earth girl has just barely survived. But
she's not safe, more like "pickled"! "Venix" joins the lineup as the Space Rangers get an
urgent mission. But if it interrupts their tryst it might just have to wait! Then there's
a kickin' "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry this week! Sweet revenge from beyond the grave in
"The Old Winston Place". Excellent!
Updates are on Friday nights now - in case you missed the announcement a few weeks ago. Nice start for the weekend!
I think I'll start right now.
Mike da Mutant
IT'S KINDA WEIRD
But for some reason the gals decided that they had to catch a zombie thing and so they laid "The Trap".
And this week they caught a "live" one! The "Abduction of Riki Lixx" continues as the alien can't
decide which end to take. So why not both? Danser Denz goes to the PUNISHER this week and seems to
think that she deserves better treatment than the rest. He apparently disagrees. "Immoral Kombat"
concurs. Punish her!
This week's brand new "Fable of Fright" is "Ugly Duck 2". She's not ugly anymore! But there some evil
spook that's noticed her fine profile and he's gonna make her wish that she was! If she lives that
long. I LOVE this next theme - hypnosis. "Vaudeville" is up in the short story section about a side
show where the swinging watch leads women to do all kinds of nasty things. And then it REALLY gets bad!
Final issue of "The Living Brain" is up and the brain's plan is a roaring success! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
cranks out "Interstellar" about one of those test "first contact" scenes. And naturally there's a LOT of contact!
Mike da Mutant
Seriously.. how horny do a couple of hot babes have to be to wanna set "The TRAP" for an undead lover? Yuck.
Pretty desperate I'm guessing. But they seem to know what they're doing and the bait is first rate! And as
if she hasn't suffered enough, "Riki Lixx" has a dildo down her throat until the alien gets a new idea.
Now she's getting some herself from the highly confused E.T. The "Immoral Kombat" gals slice and dice
each other tirelessly but there's a gang of little zombie's chasing a new chick through the woods with
unpure intentions. Is it part of the tournament or just a distraction? We'll see.
The poor lost Earthgirl hides in the shadows of the alien craft but she can't un-see what she's watching! A
lusty alien 3-way makes her lose all control and she's about to join the
"Aliens, Babes & Creatures" sex party! This week's short story is "Out for Blood". A brave female warrior
calls out a demon for a duel but it doesn't quite go as she planned. But then again.. maybe it did!
"The Living Brain" finally joins the party-in-progess and gets himself fully wedged inside the
gorgeous blonde. She's cumming unglued and he's pouring on the mental molestation just to show off!
And Donny illustrates the way to win big-time in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machines" "Straight Flush"! Lucky
at cards AND at love! Damn.. I hate those friggin' aliens. They get all the luck.
Mutants just get scraps!
Mike da Mutant
AND THEN THERE WERE TWO.
And that's still one too many as "OUTRAGE" concludes this week. Shannon has destroyed the alien
scumbags that have plagued her for years. But the biggest one is yet to be reckoned with. Last
chance - GONE next week! "The Abduction of Riki Lixx" changes pace as her alien abductor announces
that "foreplay is over"! "The Living Brain" hasn't made an appearance yet but his mind-numbed
avatars are on a roll. Virgins no more, the innocents have yet to grasp their true fate.
Ignorance is bliss..
She's never been popular. But then as puberty concludes an amazing transformation takes hold of one
'lil "Ugly Duckling" that will change her life forever. Or maybe end it. It's a new "Fable of Fright"
series that begins right now! Dunno what that thing is that's having a go at our fresh guest in
"Immoral Kombat 2". But whatever it is - it's got the hots for the gorgeous babe it's humpin' and
shows it's appreciation! Hope it bought her dinner first. Then it's time for "THE THING" in the
short story section! One poor gal will discover how many "things" she can handle! He's gotta bunch
of 'em. Naturally, "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" spits out an oldie that spurns convention. Deep inside,
you know that she wants it. Good thing - cause that's exactly where it goes!
Mike da Mutant
GONNA LEAVE A MARK.
A clueless alien prods and gropes and then finally ray-zaps her while she's strapped to its examination
table. But is it really just after some ass? Ya gotta watch "The Abduction of Rikki Lixx"! Then you
can't keep a good Spacebabe down! Shannnon's wriggled her way free and now she's on a tear in "OUTRAGE".
And her alien foes are the ones get'n torn! You just gotta love her when she's angry! Boobs and blades
dominate "Immoral Kombat" but who's the new gal and what the hell is that looming above her? Next up:
Melissa hides out from the bad guys deep in the swamp. But the bad guys aren't the real threat. Not
even close! She's just learning how much trouble she's got in "Aliens, Babes & Creatures".
One of those loose legged beauties in "The Monster Channel" has died! But no fear. The friendly
doctor says he can fix her! Huh? It's two against one in the bedroom as "The Living Brain" begins
his big-boob pajama party. And there's a jealous boyfriend outside who just got invited to partake!
The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" gets the mummyfuckation treatment this week with "Tainted Treasure". One
seriously hot explorer learns the price of trespassing!
Next week we're gonna switch to a FRIDAY update. Justa FYI.
So 'till then!
Mike da Mutant
Yep. And that's what gets her into trouble. Riki Lixx gets zapped in another "ABDUCTION" and
this one's electric! She's in for hell! And Shanon's not doing any better. She's so overpowered
and so pinned under a giant size alien that there's no room to breath! But her struggles are
fantastic in "OUTRAGE". Donny presents "Dora Spikes" and the feckless 'lil alien that wants her
so badly. Until he gets her! "Immoral Kombat" is an ass-woopers dream! Ample buns taste the
PUNISHER's whip while blades of death begin to bite in the contest above.
Or just a multi-tentacled omnivorous terror of days gone by? Either way, he's got the gals. He's
got 'em ALL. And he's in total control. I know it looks really bad but in reality.. it's MUCH MUCH
WORSE! Don't miss this issue of "Lost Lands: Aftermath"! "The Living Brain" returns with a suspisious
offer from an unseen recluse. But for 4100,000 each, three gals decide to take the challenge. Let's
see how that works out for 'em! And the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" surfaces with "Shockwave". A couple of
sun bathing gals decide to check out the WW2 submarine that just washed up on the beach. Gee... what
could go wrong?
Mike da Mutant
THE BITTER END!
One hot Spacebabe makes the ultimate sacrifice this week as she's first the entertainment and
then the main course in "Food Chain"! Sometimes the bad-guys win. But not always.. like in
"OUTRAGE". Shannon's taking a helluva beating at the hands (paws, mandibles?) of three nasty
aliens that are REALLY enjoying her pain. But with every pause in their attack she comes back
with some hay-makers! And.. just to clear the record.. that "Dying tiger can still deal death"
quote.. well, I plagiarized that from a guy named Robert E. Howard who passed on back in 1936.
It's from one of his original "CONAN the Barbarian" novels and it's stuck with me since I first
read it back in my school days. Uncounted ages ago..
Dancer Denz finally comes to blows with Flashblade in this week's "Immoral Kombat 2" episode
while Firestorm tastes the lash of the PUNISHER! The new issue of the "Monster Channel" is up!
That load of cheerleaders from the bus is taking on all cummers! Mad doctors, patchwork monsters
and werewolves ALL get the sweet teen nookie but the gravy train's about to come to a hard stop!
Basta takes a button spot with "Aliens, Babes & Creatures" this week. Check out the misogynistic
doodles enjoy the terror! "Attack of the Living Brain" returns with mind-blowing sex (literally
- like "POOF" -brain is gone). It seems that our brain-boy not only sports an impossible erection,
he ABSORBS the mind of his victim! Wish I had that ability back in school. But then again.. I
didn't really date lady Einsteins.. Finally, the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" oozes out a wild one with
"Dracula Erotic". Sweet young thang thinks he's gonna suck her blood. But he's got far better in mind!
Mike da Mutant
We can make it better (by comparison)! These gals are a LOT worse off than us! Like Shannon in
"OUTRAGE". She's get'n the bloody hell knocked out of her! There's three of those alien
assholes just wailing on her and worse.. off comes the clothing! Lookin' good.. Then the
second "babe in black" get's a nasty snack courtesy of the hairy carnivore! Next minute,
shes on all fours as he strips away her clothes in this weeks "Food Chain"!
Danser Denz has 'em in "Immoral Kombat". The other gals split their encounters - one victorious
and another banished to the realm of the PUNISHER! Bad things happen there! A short story
called "Vouyer" is up about a guy that's REALLY in bad shape (and his oh-so-lovely wife!)
and the second issue of the "Attack of the Living Brain" awaits your perusal. "Urban Legends"
is also in the short story section. A back-alley tryst goes awry (always wanted to say that!)
and there's not gonna be a happy ending!
The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" has a howling good tale that proves that guys lie like dogs. Or wolves..
whatever. "Snacktime" is not your ordinary "meet me in the woods baby" kinda story for one unlucky gal!
Mike da Mutant
That's what a furious Shannon says in "OUTRAGE" as she faces her alien tormentors. But she probably
didn't know that there would be so damn many of them! Then in "Foodchain" he's barely finished his
first snack when another Spacebabe intrudes upon his privacy. Well, he's gonna need that energy
'cause this one's not so easy to kill! "Immoral Kombat 2" is brimming with half-naked babes in
deadly combat and lots of pain. But when Dancer Denz gets her top ripped off by a zombie-ish
creature and those huge honkers spill out, she suddenly knows how to achieve her victory!
Or so she thinks..
You should - 'cause it's time to nestle on the couch with your main squeeze and enjoy some quality
"Tasty TitBit" entertainment! Slash and gobble movies: chicks must dig 'em! The short story section
gets "eXXXcavation" this week. Those damn 'ol tombs.. always some earwic-ish supernatural horror
around to make us poor mortals go nuts and screw each other to death. When will they ever learn?
Then last week's conclusion of Slid's "Beach Blanket Bimbo" was kinda the inspiration for his
"ATTACK of the Horny Brain" series. The first issue is up right now!
"The W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
comes up with "The Boogie Blue Man" from way out there somewhere. A strange metamorphosis
takes over an otherwise unimpressive prisoner and allows him to overpower (nice way to say it)
his taunting but luscious jailer. Always leave 'em wanting more, right?
Like she could take more..
Mike da Mutant
The furry beast in "Food Chain" does. And lucky for him there's a handy Spacebabe in pursuit
that looks absolutely YUMMY! Shannon is out numbered and vulnerable in the alien lair of
"OUTRAGE". She's in deep shit and needs to figure out how to turn this around - fast! Quickblade
reveals her winning guile and Dancer makes an entrance in "Immoral Kombat" even as Firestorm
endures intense pain and humiliation from arch-enemy Scorpia.
Tlaltechhtli (sounds just like it's spelled?) is close to complete victory in "Lost Lands: Aftermath".
Forced to watch, Cameron sees her friends ravished by Big T's (easier to spell) avatars and she's
helpless to intervene. Through it all, she knows that she survives only to become the grand finale'
of this epic tragedy. And it won't be long. The second half of "Beach Blanket Bimbo" is up and Mrs.
Collier barely notices when her young lover Wally gets his brain popped out by a.. froggy-thing.
But when froggy decides to take Wally's place in the saddle it's a different story! Then even the
best ideas can have unintended consequences. Like when your sex-bot gets lockjaw! Assured it's just
a "Glitch" he's gonna try it out again. Any guesses what happens? And finally the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
tells the tale of an "Alien Force" that picked the wrong bimbos to rape. But they got what they came
So that's a victory, right?
Mike da Mutant
GOT NO TIME!
No time to waste that is. "The Author" concludes this week and next week it's GONE so get in
there and enjoy it whilst you can! "OUTRAGE" is just get'n to the good part though. Shannon
dispatches one creepy alien and proceeds to find the rest. She's ambushed on the way and barely
escapes before her spacecraft is destroyed. But where the hell is she? And what's on the other
side of those curtains? "Immoral Kombat" sees Firestorm get some electrocution overtime and
introduces Quickblade. Quickblade is played by Nika Noire and if you don't recognize the
goddess of deepthroat - Google her. Astounding woman...
SEX ON THE BEACH?
Slid's up with "Beach Blanket Bimbo" a lovely tale about a red-hot MILF who wants to make sure
that her daughters suitor is worthy of her. And boy does she! Only problem is that their beach
sex has caught the attention of something big, slimy and horny as hell! Two part'r - conclusion
next week. "The Recruiter" is also up in the short story section. Interstellar exploration
has never been so damn fun! Gotta get me one of them purple gals! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
spits up "BRAZOV" this week. Hot babe with a broken-down car seeks help in exactly the wrong
place. After the bats had stripped off my clothes I'd have probably turned around, but
thankfully, she didn't! Then It's "Monster Channel" time! That bus load of cheerleaders is
sure comin' in handy as Igor, The doctor AND the Monster get more sex than anything evil
deserves! But the curfew has expired and the "Hybrids" are about to pounce!
So pounce on it!
Mike da Mutant
HAIR OF THE DOG?
Man.. Mz typist still has punctures from the vampire and now she gets a visit from the Wolf Man?
"The Author" makes another appearance in her room and now she's REALLY gotta be asking herself
"How badly do I need this job?". Then it's time to spill the beans or face the consequences for
an evil alien in "Outrage". Shannon doesn't seem in the mood for any BS so he better start talking
- while he can! Scorpia is freshly resurrected after her time with the PUNISHER. And she's a bit
upset about it all - so she's gonna take her frustrations out on "Immoral Kombat 2's" Firestorm!
Hell hath no fury...
Well.. all her options are exhausted and her last hope has vanished - guess it's time to screw
some Zombies in the final chapter of "Greely's Grove"! And there's a field trip to the traveling
"Psychotic Sex Carnival"! The girls are goin', why not tag along? I mean, what could possibly go
wrong? You've seen the latest iteration of "The Day the Earth Stood Still"? Yeah.. not all that
good (the 50's version was a classic!) and not REALLY what happened. But you can count on us to
deliver the truth as "The Day the Earth Caught Some Slack" reveals the truth behind the legend!
Of course it ain't a wrap until the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" does it thing right? This week's entry
is "Mistress of the Monster". Some chicks are just too dumb to live!
They never learn..
Mike da Mutant
SHAKE IT BABY!
Shannon looks like she's about to fly apart as the her alien opponent gets her from behind and
gets off by swingin' her tits. But the "OUTRAGE" Spacebabe has a few tricks of her own! That
typist in "The Author" must REALLY need the money. She's back working with him and trying to
convince herself it was just a bad dream. But then there's the bite marks..
"Star Woes" presents "The Cock Awakens" and if there's EVER been a parody like this I'll kiss a
Wookie! Hans ain't "Solo" no mo! The "Monster Channel" is back with a fresh look at the trials
and tribs of a mad scientist. Good thing that a busload of cuties just got dropped off at his
door! "Immoral Kombat" resumes as the PUNISHER teaches a loser that NOW is not the time to
fight. NOW is the time to SUFFER! "Greely's Grove" continues in the short story section and
the Zombie hoard is havin' a good 'ol time with these cheerleaders. Then the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
serves up the final "Night with a Vampire" comic and the bloodletting is second only to the LUST.
All-in-all it's a helluva good time!
Let 'em roll.
Mike da Mutant
BONUS KILLING SPREE!
Hmm... Just when you thought it was over! "Lost Lands" is back with a fresh "AFTERMATH" series!
Now the possessed gals are free to take the world for their evil god! There's gonna be 4 or 5
chapters so stay tuned. One really pissed off Spacebabe is pounding on an unlucky alien like he'
the source of all her woe. (In fact he is - kinda). And once he's done she'll still be a
gal-on-fire in "Outrage"! And teeth sink into a willing neck as "The Author" taps some
fresh blood (and nookie) from his typist. But she comes right back to work! Musta been
a dream right?
IT CAME FROM SPACE!
And brought it's sweet tooth for Earth gals! "From Space with Hunger" is up in the "Tasty Tit-bit"
section and this close encounter comes with a mighty appetite! Then a 3-part mini series is
starting in the short story section. "Greely's Grove" - it's cheerleaders vs zombies out in
the woods (and I'm rooting for the zombies)! Another one bites the dust in "Immoral Kombat"
and the PUNISHER will get a real treat from this 'lil blonde! "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
serves up another "Night with a Vampire" and now there's two of them - and they're both
on the hunt!
Friggin' vamps.. they get ALL the hotties!
Mike da Mutant
And it grabs and sucks and thrusts too! Just ask the typist in "The Author" as his story springs to
life and she's the victim! Then Shannon's loose and on the hunt. They should have killed her when
they had the chance but now the bodies will stack up like cord wood as the beautiful Spacebabe
takes her "OUTRAGE" to the source! Then Firestorm takes a lickin' and keeps on tickin' as
"Immoral Kombat" resumes with sparks!
WOE IS SHE!
Herbie he's NOT! But this "love bug" still has plenty of tricks! "Star Woes" rocks on with
"Herpies the Love Bug" and his new driver drives him WILD! Funny though.. they never go
anywhere. There's two short stories up this week. First is "Stranger in the Dark" about
an alien who messes with the wrong gal and then "Tigress" about the long arm of the law
comin' up short when faces with alien dicks! Then - OH BOY! - The second
"Night with a Vampire" is up in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine". One of my all-times favorites!
Mike da Mutant
WORK FOLLOWS YOU HOME?
Yeah..that sucks. But be glad you're not the over-boobied typist in "The Author" - her work followed
her home and now it's gonna fuck her! Good jobs are hard to come by. And Shannon has taken all that
she can. How much longer until she dies? Or escapes..? "OUTRAGE" is gonna be a blood-bath!
"Immoral Kombat 2" takes up where IK1 stopped. And the best looking sword-swinging racks in the
fantasy universe are bouncin' by to rend demons asunder and generally kill anything that moves.
WE NEED VOODOO CONTROL!
"Bad JU-JU" is up in the short story section and it's not the dumbass with the gun that's the threat.
It's that voodoo bitch! I propose that all voodoo-ers be registered or we'll confiscate their ..
uh .. magicalness? Just kidding.. no need for mutant dolls! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" came up with a
doosie! "Night with a Vampire" is a wonderful tale of insatiable lust and power. And there's three
more "Night with.." stories to come in succession. Eat 'em up! There's a new "STAR WOES" up today!
Maybe you'll recognize "Guy of Eight"? Or not - didn't ring any bells with me. But none-the-less
it's a kickin' tribute to the all-male fantasy theme of tough babes undone and "utilized"! Then
Slid serves up "Sorceress Slap-down" about two magical babes that both want to dominate the same
poor boy. But in the end it's HIS night to howl!
So let's howl with him!
Mike da Mutant
HAPPY NEW YEAR?
Not for Shannon. She's the busty Spacebabe get'n tied and beaten in "Outrage" and so far things
are NOT going her way! And we're starting "The Author" this week. Poor gal takes a dream job but
finds out that it's a NIGHTMARE! We get a new set of oversized knockers in "Immoral Kombat" and
they're attached to a sword wielding warrior named "Flashpoint". She wastes a zombie right off
the bat - just to make an impression!
But it's worth the effort! "The Monster Channel" serves up another chapter of strange people and
dirty deeds this week and "New Years Eve" appears in the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" with a cautionary
tale for you party animals on the way home tonight. Just skip the graveyard sex and you'll be okay.
Naked summer-day frolicking turns to naked TERROR in "Horror in the Grass" and one abducted Earth
girl gets rejected by her alien captor 'cause she's TOO HAPPY about being taken? Hmm.. it's
"A Thing Possesed" in the short story section.
2016. Whodathink it?
Mike da Mutant
We've got some Christmas specials! Like "Twas the Night before.." in the "Fables of Fright" section.
Who knew Santa had a daughter? And a story about a gift that TAKES is in the "Tasty Tit-bit" area
called "Silent Fright". Then Back to the scary stuff. "Long Distance Demon" wraps up this week and
we're starting "Outrage" - probably the best of Shanon the Spacebabe's adventures (so far). It's a
tough life being a Spacebabe!
Maybe. "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" presents "Nayana" about guys that pickup chicks in tombs and an
unlucky cop chases a monster into the sewers - but he's been waiting for her in "The Underground".
Death gets to work overtime in "Immoral Kombat" as tough babes bite the dust in ways most gruesome!
Speaking of gruesome.. sorry about the lack of a 'What's New' last week, Sick sick sick and just
happy to get the update posted on time. Much better now and lookin' forward to the holidays.
Hope you are too!
Mike da Mutant
THAT'S A BUNCHA BULL!
And exactly what she needed to get home.. kinda. "Time Raider" wraps it up this week and she
back in Mexico! But she's a little early.. Then "SHATTERED" rocks on with one less Spacebabe
but just as many horny aliens and "Long Distance Demon" teases it's way to a pre-orgasmic state
that's NOT sustainable. "Immoral Kombat" serves up a chain choke, a brutal beating and fresh meat
for the Punisher! Then there's a brand-new short story called "Rubba-Dub-Dub" with a watery Norse
God and "Shockwave" features more of those pesky Nazi ghosts havin' at it with some bikini babes.
The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" serves up "The Swimmin' Hole" from the mighty Slid and..
that's it for now. Sorry, 3 hours in the dentist chair today. Just gonna go eat some pills and take a nap before my face explodes.
Mike da Mutant
"Why did this one stop moving?" Bad news for the Spacebabe corps. One of our best has has expired -
just another broken toy defiled by the aliens in "SHATTERED". There WILL be a payback! And another
movies begins.. "Long Distance Demon" - what happens when science and the occult merge - with two
horny babes in control?
"Star Woes" style that is! "Fucktails" is up and the Ducks aren't REALLY in it. More like a rolling
DICK! Best to be nice to the robo-gendarm ya know? Then how's about some BEEF? The "Time Raider"
takes on the Minotaur the only way she can - with legs wide open! "Deadly Sex" is this weeks
short story about an exclusive hooker that gives her clients something that they just can't get
anywhere else! "Immoral Kombat" sees the PunisHER DESTROY Scorpia and Medusa takes a staggering
blow that just might end her. And there's a jewel in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry!
The "Devil's Wishing Well" sets a sweet babe up as a staggering beauty but she soon finds out
the cost. But it might have been worth it!
Mike da Mutant
MEAT ON THE HOOK!
"Bloody Harry" concludes this week and nobody gets out alive. This urban legend is gonna have a
happy Thanksgiving with all that tasty white meat! "SHATTERED" breaks the scream-o-meter as the
alien scumbags maul and grope and then go in for the moist tender parts! Poor Spacebabes...
they're the good time had by all!! Then we're finally gonna get a look at what Scorpia has been
hiding under that white Ninja suit! The Punisher is gonna make her PAY for losing in "IMMORAL KOMBAT"!
GO AHEAD.. BITE IT!
And she does. There's a Creation fable up in the "Fable of Fright" section. It's not e x a c t l y
the way you remember it but Eve's still tangles with the snake! And if you need a little pick-me-up
after your Thanksgiving feast be sure to check out this week's "Time Raider". Bianca gets the bull
while Kandi indulges the future mutants! Good times! YUMMY! In the spirit of the season comes
"SLIME TIME" in the "Tasty Tit-Bits" section. Pass the butter please oh never mind - she's sliding
right in! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" doesn't even say "pardon me" as it burps up "Curiosity" a clever
tale of a gal that wanted to know - and what she found out!
Best wishes for a great Thanksgiving!
Mike da Mutant
This is what most people would call a disaster. So you send out two Spacebabes to nab some bad-guy
aliens and >ZAP< they both get captured. Me? I think of it as a chance to see what they've got under
those now "SHATTERED" outfits. I'm sure it'll all work out. Almost sure. Then
"Bloody Harry" takes
'lil miss heroine for an around the shop humpin'. If she's got any tricks now would be the time to use 'em.
DROPPIN' LIKE FLYS!
This week's "Immoral Kombat" is tough on the contestants. Black Rose gets all burnt up and Scorpia gets
flash frozen. Medusa gets treated to the Punisher's tender mercies and all-in-all it's a pretty bad day
to be any one of them! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" is kinda scary. This week's offering could put us guys
outta business! Government goon meets Alien in "The Monster Channel" this week. And the Alien's still
standing. The "Time Raider" gets her lesbo session interrupted by and gang of fanged apes who want
in on the act. 'Least they don't talk much. The last of Slid's "Alien Autopsy" tales is up. This time
the stacked scientist is a volunteer - she wants to find the other missing women. And she does.. I think.
Next weeks update will be on Wednesday so we don't compete with turkey time.
Mike da Mutant
"Bloody Harry" can't believe his good fortune now that another silly gal has dropped into his evil
dimension. The serial vivisector wastes no time in getting some fresh nookie before she expires!
And "SHATTERED" begins. Two Spacebabes are dispatched to round up a gang of alien rapists but they
become their latest victims when they step into an ambush! This one sets up "ORDEAL" (to follow)
and THAT sets up a BRAND NEW DEATHMATCH right after! So kick back and enjoy the ride!
CRIME DOESN'T PAY?
Not for a highwayman (highwaywoman?) named "Robyn Hood"! When she stopped that coach her life was
over. Now it's just up to the vampire within to decide how long she must suffer before she'll be
allowed to expire. Then there's lots of erotic and lethal action in our newest "Fable of Fright"
- but if that's really Robyn... you can see why her followers were all MERRY MEN! Share the spoils
baby! Slid's back with "Alien Autopsy 2". This time the smart folks in the underground lab have a
security guard posted in there with the doctor and the alien corpse. But naturally, that just means
that there's two victims this time! Bianca LOVES to eat Kandi! But before she can satisfy her
sweet-tooth a dirty misshapen claw reaches out of the darkness and rakes her shoulder. Who does
she have to screw to escape this time? Just another day in life of the "Time Raider".
Of course the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" has something to offer - three amazing Spacebabes are performing
a little station maintenance when they're beset upon by a hideous tentacled alien in a flying saucer.
Quicker then you can say "Space Station #9" they're all crammed full of probing tentacles and begging
for release! A new battle begins between Black Rose and Firestorm as the "titty ninjas" decide their
issue - fatally. And Medusa becomes the newest plaything of THE PUNISHER so all-in-all it's a BUSY
week for "IMMORAL KOMBAT"!
Mike da Mutant
A SHOTGUN BLAST!
And it doesn't even slow him down. "Bloody Harry" takes it and still beats her down and strips her
naked! Sure, he's EVIL - but ya gotta admire his persistence! Then the long-dead miner from the
"Miner's Tomb" gets his second piece of ass in the last 100 years and he's lovin' it! Sadly,
the shapely spelunker doesn't appear to share his enthusiasm. Oh well.. ya can't please everybody.
STAKE 'EM FIRST!
So should you ever find yourself performing an autopsy on an extra-terrestrial - PLEASE - drive a
stake through his heart before you start! Slid's "Alien Autopsy" (the first of three) should convince
you. Think about how awkward THAT would be! The dead return to battle in "Immoral Kombat"! Good thing
too or we'd be running out of gorgeous babes to throw into deadly fights. This week Firestorm gets the
last of her punishment (yuck - gooey) and Ninjas clash! But there's far worse things out there in the
world. Like the government goon that shows up in "The Monster Channel" demanding to see the alien
invader. Fortunately, Mrs. homemaker thinks fast and sucks quicker as she buys the little green guy
some time. Prison bites. The "Time Raider" is stuck in Alcatraz and there's nobody willing to help
her escape. But escape she does - painfully - and now she's awakens to a naked babe who says she's
a clone? Wild! "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" is bursting with terror as "Daddy's Girls" (the proverbial
farmers daughters) hook up with a couple of guys from outta town. WAY outta town.
Still on a sugar rush from Halloween,
Mike da Mutant
Hope so! I'll bet we can make it better though! "Bloody Harry" is bangin' the blonde and this
week he's string'n her up! And man.. she's definitely "ornamental"! "The Miner's Tomb" welcomes
a new ghost as the stacked spelunker expires. But the fun's not over - he's moving on to her
friend! Then "It Hungers" is a seasonal short story about a nasty scarecrow and an unlucky
farmers wife. The corn field will never be the same!
Guess what. There really IS a monster under the bed! This week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry has
a big-boob beauty that returns to her childhood bedroom and discovers that her little-girl fears
were REAL! And "IMMORAL KOMBAT" has Medusa about to expire while Firestorm learns what real
punishment is. These girls are NOT having a happy holiday! The "Time Raider" gets off in ancient
Rome and wakes up in ALCATRAZ! And the inmates are EXTREMELY happy to see her! Uh oh..
Involuntary confinement continues with "Space Prison" as a gorgeous new arrival gets tossed into
a cell with the biggest alien scumball that she's ever seen. Poor guy..
Hope you get lots of goodies this weekend!
Mike da Mutant
"Bloody Harry" has the blonde bent over a bar stool and LOVES the swivel feature! She may be
a tad less happy about it.. And the long dead 49er takes everything that he wants from the
trapped cave explorer. Fortunately, she's got plenty to share inside "The Miners Tomb"!
Firestorm's gigantic tits won't save her from the PUNISHER experience in "Immoral Kombat".
You lose - you PAY!
A shapely FBI agent gets a little too close to a serial killer and becomes his next victim.
Good thing he's a got a buddy to dispose of this "Tasty Titbit". It's back to ancient Rome
for the "Time Raider". And she's just in time for an old-fashioned orgy! Whoda thunkit? The
"Master of the Underworld" craws out of the sewer for some fresh meat. And tonight's his
lucky night! Finally, the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" has "Mercy" - a story about a deadly mission
to put down a zombie - and how it went wrong!
Don't try it at home.
Mike da Mutant
WHAT A RESCUE!
'Cept.. NOT! The gorgeous blonde with the spectacular rack went off to save Dan. Dan's dead.
And now "Bloody Harry" has her and is REALLY gonna make sure that she regrets that decision.
But you gotta admire his "shuddup and bend over" seduction! Spelunker #1 gets a dose of the
ghosts magic dust and now she's awake and deep into a close encounter! "The Miners Tomb" turns
out to be a great place to hang if you wanna get laid.. by a ghost! Then "Immoral Kombat"
just flows with the juices of life. And death. Firestorm is on the verge of defeat and soon
will be delivered to the unsympathetic PUNISHER to learn the price paid by the vanquished.
Meanwhile the Black Ninja destroys her zombie opponent and Lightning Strike gets her face
painted with demon cum for her defeat. Sucks to be her!
The "Time Raider" does! She just got zapped into some prehistoric cave where a group of pre-humans
decides that she's there to amuse them. And amuse them she does since she's figured out that the
time shift happens only AFTER everybody gets off! Lucky for her - she's pretty good at get'n
ANYBODY off! Guess she's just gonna have to put out endlessly - hoping that she finally gets
sent back to her time. There's a new "Fable of Fright" this week! "Robin Hood" (part 1 of 2)
begins with Robin taking down a coach - as usual. But this incarnation of Robin is a stacked
babe and the coach rider is an evil vampire. Robin learns to give head and soon faces her worst
fear - deflowering! Hey - don't do the crime unless you can do the time! Right? Or the heinous
acts of sexual depravity!
It is for the birthday girl who visits the sooth-sayer! Now that her fortune's been read it's just
a formality when the demon of kinky sex shows up at her home and makes good on that forecast! It's
in the short story section and called "Deadly Predictions".
Then the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" serves
up a real cringe-comic. "The Back of Beyond" starts off right with a biker dude, an easy chick
and a terrific sexual tryst. But then somebody has to morph into a monster and ruin it! But at
..wasn't me this time!
Mike da Mutant
SHE'S SO BRAVE!
And sooo screwed. The big boobed blonde decides to pursue Dan after he says the words "Bloody Harry"
and disappears. Now the fiend with the cut-off saw has her! After getting trapped by a cave-in two
other beauties collapse from exhaustion and receive a ghostly visitor in "The Miners Tomb", There's
no escape from "Immoral Kombat" for Black Rose! Back from the punisher, she once again faces off in
deadly Kombat with Firestorm! Uh oh..one of the Kickass Chicks has gone way off the reservation
and her sisters go to extremes to reel her back in! It's this weeks "Monster Channel" update.
HAD A BAD DAY?
Could be worse.. Bianca, James Lemays "TimeRaider/a>" gets tied up and face-fucked by an Egyptian god
then gang-banged by his worshipers. Even her eventual escape dumps her in the path of a bunch of
oversize monkeys who also think that she's kinda cute! Sheeeesh.! And who'da thunk that taking a
little nap would turn into an attack by a sex crazed spook? Not me! But that's what happens in
"The Chaste" this week! Finally the mighty "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" spews forth the last of Donny's
"Nosferatu" comics this week. Vampires... ugly goons that get all the girls. Grrr..
Mike da Mutant
Better get 'em under control if you plan to watch this weeks movies! One explores a deadly "urban myth"
and the other explores a cave. Kinda... But what really gets explored is the two spelunkers that get
trapped in "The Miners Tomb" and those feckless "dare ya" girls in "Bloody Harry". All four gals get
rude surprises, unwanted stiffies and lots and lots of cruel suffering - needless to say. But I said
it anyway. These are two terrific flics with drop-dead gals and lots of peril - hope ya dig 'em!
WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT?
"Tasty Tit-bits" has a new comic called "Monster Hunter 2" this week! Some crazy babe actually goes
down the monsters throat on purpose! I'm so confused.. I thought that they didn't like getting
eaten! Maybe it's the double penetration she's get'n on the way down. "DJINN" is up in the short
story section. It's one of those "careful what you wish for" tales with a VERY clever Genie.
DEATH IS CHEATED?
Now look.. I saw Black Rose get stabbed to death last week (with me own two eyes). But now,
somehow she's alive and well enough to get punished by an oversize demon? Huh? Not - complaining -
she looks great dodging demon dick - even better when she's caught. But obviously the rules of
"Immoral Kombat" are a little more flexible than I thought. Hmm... James Lemay is up with
"Time Raider" #2. Our booby-blessed heroine goes back to ancient Egypt where a band of thieves
decides to take EVERYTHING that she has - offered or not! And Donny's "Nosferatu" continues in
the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" as that nasty blood sucker tears into another uber-hottie! Vampires
get all the girls. >sigh<
Mike da Mutant
BOTH of the double feature flics wrap it up this week with a BANG! "Unauthorized Entry" gets a happy
ending (all over the hapless Spacebabe's face) and "Demon Quest" is BURNING OUT with hatred and
eternal damnation! Next week they'll be replaced so it's LAST CHANCE time fellas! James Lemay is
up with a bedtime story.. "Time Raider"! She knows the legend of the time shifting serpent but
discovers that the reality is even wilder than the legend! And now it's too damn late. Issue #1 is up!
DEATH, BE NOT..
..flat chested? No chance of that as another kombat fatality occurs. "Immoral Kombat" roars into it's
fourth week as Black Rose goes for extra points by slicing Firestorms costume off instead of landing a
fatal blow. That was a strategic error to say the least. But then again.. it does free the titanic twins
for all the world to see! A new "Monster Chanel" presentation of "Kickass Chicks" is up! This time the
sisters have a little falling out when one screws the other's "OctoCock" boyfriend! Wait! The innocent
one goes all EVIL? Yeesh!
LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.
It's everything! So when there's wholesale slaughter of trespassers I just kinda write it up to
dumbosity and karma. Like "It's Alive". If that gorgeous empty headed babe wasn't where she shouldn't
be then she wouldn't have awakened the monster and gotten GOT! Cause and effect - simple. And what
about these two lovers that are messin' around in the vampires lair? "Nosferatu" begins in the
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" this week with the first of several trespassing tramps and they get what
they deserved! Okay... maybe killing them both after beating the boyfriend and ravishing the
chick IS a little SEVERE... but hey - he's a friggin' evil vampire and they're not known for
their manners! Kinda like..
Mike da Mutant
PPV UP! The first
of many - finally went up last night. I picked the
low-hanging fruit with "Blind
Date" (it's a newer shoot - less to re-master for PPV). I
used it as my formatting experiment - and it actually worked! There's a big
preview enabled so please go check it out in the PPV area - and let me know if
you have any grief. If the free preview works, the movie will work. I THINK I've got it down to a system now.. I think.
Mike da Mutant
LIGHT IT UP!
"Demon Quest" goes to HELL! And we're going with it... as a single demon bite takes them both to an
evil inferno. K.C. is possessed by the demon and the demon is SERIOUSLY pissed at Eve! 4 out of 5
pyromaniacs recommend it! "Unauthorized Entry" keeps the crotch-pounding action going - but it looks
like we're about to run out of time! Fantasy fighting in "Immoral Kombat" this week with double duels
between Lightning Strike and Medusa and Firestorm defends herself from Black Rose!
A new short story called "The Abduction" follows the trail of an abducted gal that's figured out how
to deal with these pesky aliens. Make his dreams come true! And we'll all just see how that works out.
Another shorty called "Leprechaun" tells the tale of a couple hotties that find the pot of gold. But
finding is different from keeping..
"Vampire City" concludes this week with a cold-blooded murder and a three way. Now THAT'S how you end
a story! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" rattles out the final chapter of "Haint" this week. That poor gal
that's been the spooks sex-toy brings in a psychic to get rid of it. Predictably, hilarity follows..
Mike da Mutant
SHE BROUGHT A GUN..
to a STICK fight! And it didn't work. "Demon Quest" has a demon that's bullet resistant! But after
one babe bites the dust the other one SKEWERS the hairy demonic rapist and and sends his soul ---
uh.. into her friends body? Oh boy.. it ain't over yet! "Unauthorized Entry" is a power-mad aliens
DREAM! This gorgeous Spacebabe never stood a chance and he's so damn overpowering that she can't
even try to resist! But she's learning to cope - even help him in a bid to hasten the outcome.
Now THAT's a trooper!
This vicious ghost has got it made but he just can't keep from being an asshole. The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
spits up "Haint: issue 2" and the spook gets that fantastic nookie anytime he wants. She'd even dig it
if he'd just tone down the maliciousness. But exposing her tits to the delivery man and slappin' her
around is FINALLY gonna get her to deal with him. Dumbshit ghosts never recognize a good thing! Issue
two of "Immoral Kombat" is up! Two new gals and a face-off of the victors are in the mix this week!
Man.. we did good work with those costumes - Firestorm looks SO DAMN HOT!
When a fiendish Octo-man boards her vessel and helps himself to her "bounty" - one brave explorer can't
fight back - but she WILL welcome her "Death before Dishonor"! Just hope it was worth it. Awakened from
sleep, this MILF is 99% sure that the alien gang-bang she's experiencing is just a "Nightmare". But she
should have just gone back to sleep instead of opening the door. Now it's too late! The werewolves are
dead but there's still some loose ends in "Vampire City". The vampire hookers come clean on the plot to
use Dixon - but what they want of him now may be more than he can deliver!
NOTABLE NOTE: I expected to have some new Pay Per Views available today but it's just not happening. The flics are ready but we have miles to go on the updated PPV page. I'm shootin' for Saturday so spin back in if you can and take a look-see!
Mike da Mutant
And proud of it! Well.. at least proud of "IMMORAL KOMBAT" - the photo series that delivers!
Blood and gore, tits and ass, guys - this one's got it all! And the girls... to drool for.
And then the movies - "Unauthorized Entry" and re-entry and re-entry and.. You get the idea.
Gorgeous Spacebabe takes a brutal pounding from the alien bad-ass and it ain't his fist doin'
the pounding! Then "Demon Quest" gets down to the dirty as Mr. Shaggysnarl corners K.C. and
POUNCES! She's not gonna get away this time!
We've scored a new "Star Woes" comic! "Universal Soldier" is a battle that.. un no. It's not a
battle. It's more like a lick-a-thon! Whatever.. it's got two horny babes with time on their
hands and lots of non-battle action! "The Monster Channel" is back too with the conclusion of
another "Love Suckers" massacre. Never trust a girl with pigtails.
Nah, I didn't just turn British - it's "Vampire City"! The vampires and the werewolves are
down to the last two standing and they're both on death's short list. Matt Dixon is still
struggling but he's spent as the beautiful vampire get screwed and skewered. Only two episodes
left! And "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" struck pay-dirt with "Haint" this week. Slids ghostly
tale of unwelcome guests just gets better every time - there's a Haint 2 & 3 next in line!
Mike da Mutant
RUN BABY RUN!
If you've ever had a daydream about chasing naked chicks around (c'mon, admit it) then you're
gonna LOVE this weeks "Demon Quest" clips. 'Nuff said. And once you catch 'em.. well
"Unauthorized Entry" has THAT covered! Great movie week!
THE GOOEY END.
"Lost Lands Underworld" Is up for the FINAL CHAPTER this week! Briaeros wraps this one up in epic
"is it REALLY over?" style and at this point in time I have no idea what's next. New story? Or a
sequel? I'll let you know when I find out! "The Perversion of Frankenstein" wraps it up this week
too. Nothing left to do to her 'cept the final insult! Then a nosy chick finds out why she shouldn't
be poking around in other peoples business. "Pandora's Box" gets well used indeed! The war continues
in "Vampire City" when a detective and a vampire assassin bust in to save an acid spitting vampire
queen! You don't see THAT every day gents. And squaring the circle - :The W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
chugs up "Just Passing Through". Kinda like 'Walking Dead' but with a gorgeous survivor who can
only find zombies when she needs to get laid.
Reminds me of my bar-hoppin' days..
Mike da Mutant
IF YOU'RE CRAZY..
enough to rape a vampire.. you REALLY shouldn't stick ANYTHING down here throat. Really.
"Vampire City" shows you why! Who knew that mutant-ism was contagious? I thought I was
unique but "Routine Patrol" in The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" proves that anybody can aspire
to my state of perfection. Whatta letdown - momma told me I was "special"!
"The Perversion of Frankenstein" rolls on as the mean green fuckin' machine catches
another nut. And the chick's about to lose her innards!
RUN. HIDE. FIGHT!*
And you'll just get screwed all tired and sweaty! There's no escape for the beautiful booby
girls in ">Demon Quest". But one of 'em has found a gun so things are about to get interestinger!
And a betrayed Spacebabe can't even get un-plunged long enough to THINK about escape. She's an
alien fuck-toy that's not goin' ANYWHERE 'cept where he wants her! (on the end of his dick).
And it's all highly illegal 'cause he didn't get a plunging permit or his "Unauthorized Entry"!
"Full Rock" part 2 is up to close out last weeks episode. Some aliens are just greedy. There's
no need to Keep her after he's done - share with the rest of us you bastard! Gobble gobble?
Not yet - but she's a snack anytime he wants since she's trapped in the funny-farm and he's in
charge. NEVER bet against the monster in a "Tasty TitBit"! Or any other time really.
'Least around here!
Mike da Mutant
*SHE COULD SUCK..*
..the chrome right off a trailer hitch! But instead Natalie Minx is
sucking some big mean alien cock this week! Poor thing thinks she'll get
by with just some lip service but Mr. bad attitude is looking for some
"Unauthorized Entry: Alien Penetration"! too! And our second video
feature, "Bare Breasted Demon Quest" has Eve and K.C. jiggling for their
lives as the hairy beast of hell pursues them with bad intentions! Both
flics get updated this week with more to come. Much more!
It's back! "The Monster Channel" presents the newest vampire tale from
the old country. You may THINK you recognize the characters but c'mon..
you KNOW they'll behave a bit differently in OUR version! Blood, blood,
blood! It's EVERYWHERE in this weeks "Vampire City" episode. War spills
into the open as the Werewolves and Vampires gather for the conclusive
battle of their long-running conflict. Our feckless detective Matt Dixon
is right in the middle of it and (naturally) fights for the vampires.
After all, who the hell wants to have victory sex with a werewolf? Yech!
And Frank wants to have babies with the squealy babe he's been bangin'!
I think he'd be better off just crammin' that green wanker in her mouth
to shut her up! But it not my call to make as the "Perversion of
*SUCKS TO BE HIM!*
When the museum closes one of the security guards makes a forceful move
on his busty co-worker. But before he can even enjoy the sight of her
huge swingin' boobies an alien leaps out of "the rock" and ends his
lusty plans forever. Slid's two-part follow-up to "Hard Rock" is up in
the short story section and is cleverly called "Full Rock". Part one is
up now and the wet, messy, diabolical conclusion is lined up for next
week! Then the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" tops it off with "Maneater"! Alien
sex is really not something you get into without a little research, ya
know? The life you save could be your own.
You may be wondering what's up with the dual feature flics. Short answer
is that I'm buying some time and trying to organize the next BIG shoot.
I have three amazing story scripts in hand but each and every one
requires a BIG cast and shooting on location (and BIG $). While I
wheedle and squirm trying to get the cast lined up (worse then herding
cats) I'm draggin' out some of the best from days gone by and slammin'
'em up two at a time! That said there's a lot to look forward to and
you can expect to see many new faces (and bodies) in our next release.
Details will follow as the shoot tightens up. But brother.. I'm stoked!
And that's a great place to sign off!
Mike da Mutant
That's right - TWO MOVIES from now until fall! "DEMON QUEST" is a
frantic terror chase with Eve and K.C. Cannons that'll get your pulse
pounding as you watch them run for their lives! But alas.. they're both
gonna go to the fiery pit of hell - and you'll get to see it all! And
"UNAUTHORIZED ENTRY" has Spacebabe Natalie Minx caught up in a
double-crossed mission to secure an alien DNA sample (or so she thinks).
But the alien is NOT friendly and it's gonna be a real challenge to
survive for the buxom babe. Can she suck and fuck her way out of THIS
one? We'll see.
*AND THAT AIN'T ALL!*
Slid's back with "Hard Rock" - a tale of a sexy scientist who's just too
damn smart for her own good. And the "Perversion of Frankenstein" dishes
out the pussy probing punishment on a monstrous scale! But did you
notice that she's complaining less? There's a brand-new "Fable of
Fright<" called "The Owl and the Pussycat" with a fat (but rich)
sugar-daddy and his sexy girlfriend. But then there's a monster who
wants in on the act. (Isn't there always?). Things twist and turn and
you'll NEVER see this ending coming! "Vampire City" bursts out into open
war between the vampires and the werewolves this week (why can't we all
just get along?). The werewolves hit hard and in numbers but there's not
much that's scarier than a really pissed off vampire! Of course the
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" contributes. This week it's an "E.R. Emergency"
when a dying victim suddenly turns into a killer beast in the operating
Enjoy! Lotsa beans to spill about movie plans but up against the
deadline this week. So much work - so few remaining brain cells...
Mike da Mutant
Ya know.. it's hard being a mutant sometimes. I mean I'm used to
screwing up but it still stings to do it publicly. But man I pood the
scrooch this time! A minor miscalculation (complete mental fart) that
went unnoticed last week just bit me in the ass this week when I
discovered to my horror that I only had about 1 minute of "Final Report"
left to show! Soooo... once my hearts slowed down I went searching for a
way to make amends. And I think I came up with a good one!
On the "Final Report" page - right below the member clip is a "Mutant's
Apology" link that'll take you to a six and a half minute blowjob by
Nadia (she who sends the final report) just to show ya that the gal
really CAN do a number on the real thing! I made this as a test for some
new mini-clips I'm working on and now seemed like a good time to test it
(and possibly save some face). So enjoy with my compliments and my
apologies for the fuck-up.There's no preview clip of it - I owe the
MEMBERS but let's not get crazy! Sorry freebie guys. Oh, and I have
learned that the taste and smell of a brand new rubber dong is NOT
conducive to a great BJ performance. Whoda thunk it?
*NOW ON WITH THE SHOW!*
James Lemay kicks it off with the final chapter of "SPOOKY". You don't
really believe in ghosts do ya? Well DO YA? Then what about werewolves?
Check out the "IT WAS DARK" short story for a really fantastic tale
about a gal that hits a wolf on a lonely dark road. Or IS that a wolf?
We'll see.. And what about "Underworld"? you ask? Well it's
only the finest 5 pages of tentacle intrusion that you'll ever see -
that's all! Seriously, waaaay over the edge!
Frankie likes it! And he wants more in "The Perversion of FrankensteinVampire City" swings back into stride with
a runaway serial killer werewolf and "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" spits out
"Incumming" about a chance encounter on a lonely planet.
Humbled but persistent,
Mike da Mutant
JUST A GLITCH?
Gotta be! The "Final Report" was almost sent today. But then there was a little problem.. It seems that a minor
miscalculation occurred and now we have to reconfigure for MAXIMUM distance.. and try again! Hehehehehe...!
Then there's a bunch of comics! Starting with the "Perversion of Frankenstein" where the good doctor helps
Frankie "persuade" his reluctant bride into taking the big green one! And there's a "Fable of Fright" called
"A Not So little Girl" that'll take you behind the scenes in a girls school where everybody's an angel.
Or maybe they're not so angelic? Hmm..
Careful what you ask for. A noisy couple makin' whoopie attracts the landlady's attention when they get
too loud. But she joins in the fun and says she wants to "eat them". I guess they thought it was just a
figure of speech! It's a delightfully "Tasty Titbit" called "The Room". And there's lots of biting as the
Vampire assassin and her werewolf rapist get down to who lives - and who dies in this week's "Vampire City".
She could bite me anytime she wanted!
Yup. His hangout really reeks but he knows how to get the girls! And how to keep them! (Tied up, naked and
scared to death.) But that's how love is done in the "Slaughter House". And the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
spotlights a timing issue this week. You see, one of those monsters in the closet is dispatched to scare
some little girl in her bedroom. But something causes the monster to show up about 15 years too late.
Too late to scare the little girl.. but NOT too late to sample the woman that she's become! Just makin'
the best of an awkward situation!
I do that all the time.
Mike da Mutant
Makes me proud ya know? I mean that poor Spacebabe is goin' WAY above and beyond in order to get that
treaty back to Spacebabe Command with her "Final Report" ! But the artificial intelligence ain't makin'
it easy. Very embarrassing.. Then while detective Dixon catches a nut with his vampire paramour, across
town another vampire gal is about to die horribly! All courtesy of the werewolf serial killer from
"Vampire City"! I guess the werewolves are active during hot weather 'cause there's another one lurking
in the "Black Forest" just awaiting the occasional stacked-but stupid victim. It's his lucky day!
Just when you thought it was safe >BAM< James Lemay takes us back in time to when histories' uber-badguys
walked among us. A sexy thief tries to nab Hitler's favorite pinky stone but gets nabbed herself! But
she's hot and smart and maybe.. has a plan... a "SPOOKY" plan! Frankie gets some coaching from the doc
this week as he tries to figure out what to do with the unconscious chick and his giant woody in this
week's "Perversion of Frankenstein". Nobody said he was smart.
IN THE TREES!
Forested ambushes are NOT just for werewolves! "The Ogre that brought his Cock" lurks there too! And
there's plenty of babes to go around - there's a couple of them fighting - right over there! This
week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry is "Black Lagoon" which you could probably deduce is about a babe,
a scaly lizard guy and a twist! And you're right!
Mike da Mutant
Wow. My A.I. spends a lot of time saying it's sorry.. but..It's STILL gonna get a blowjob from that
Spacebabe! But after all this hassle will it really be her "Final Report"?
Sorry babe. I don't make the rules. Oh wait..I do! BUWAaaaahhh!! Shut up and suck! Speaking of rules,
there's some foreplay, monster style, in "Perversion of Frankenstein"! Frank's about to become a
Man. Monster. Whatever.
Good thing that Mr. Zxassz was there to stomp out the problem! After all, he doesn't want any competition,
especially from BACTERIA! It's in the "Monster Channel". section. There's a gorgeous female vampire "fixer"
that's hot on the trail of the werewolf serial killer in "Vampire City". Problem is that he knows she's there
and she is about to become his next victim! Then "The Wish" is up in the short story section. Poor lonely
thing needs lovin' so she makes a wish. And her not-so-fairy-god-alien decides to drop in and handle it
A VAMP BY ANY OTHER..
is STILL a vamp! "Brasov" is also in the short story section and when he puts the bite on - they
squeal for more! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" spits out "Scout of Death" this week. Steroidal Jock
goes all King Kong on chicks!
No second dates for him!
Mike da Mutant
WELL THAT SUCKS!
Poor SPACEBABE! Imagine getting brain-fucked because of an incompetent underling, salvaging the
situation (DIRTY DEAL) and expecting a grand welcome home. Now to reality: Ambassador Phillatia
Yerdic just found herself inside an alien communications device that somebody from Spacebabe
Command modified to work for humans. But if she's going to transmit that treaty in time to
stop an interstellar war she's REALLY gonna have to work at it! "Final Report" illustrates
why the job ain't done until the paperwork's filed! Then there's a glorious "Fable of Fright"!
"Rape-unzel" starts with her long long hair... but that's where our version gets a bit different
than the one you know. Finally, the big green guy snags his babe in this week's
"Perversion of Frankenstein" - but now what's he gonna do with her?
James Lemay is back with another "Spooky" adventure! This time a sweet young thing shows up
for class and gets a lesson that she'll never forget! Than Matt Dixon avoided getting his..
uh..dixon.. dissolved by a vampires throat acid last week - but he's not making any smart moves
and the beautiful fanged bodies are stackin' up in "Vampire City"! New "Lost Lands UNDERWORLD"
this week! Tentacles tentacles tentacles! (and of course.. the women who LOVE them!). In the
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" you'll find "Pay for Play" - a short story about cyber-assisted sex -
and what to look out for!
Mike da Mutant
UP ALL NIGHT..
with "BAD DREAMS"? Know what you mean - me too. But it's a GOOD case of bad dreams 'cause
this week I'm running the whole flic - and next week it's GONE when the new movie starts.
So get it now and see why everybody's awake! Then Frankenstein's monster is still chasing
his bride to be around the lab but it only makes the big guy hornier when she plays hard to
get. "The Perversion of Frankenstein" - it's the thrill of the chase! Then a couple short
stories: "Initiation" where a gal offers herself to Satan and Satan is happy to oblige and
"Ransom" pops up in "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" with alien scumbags and poor Earth-girl that's
Nope - KILLER SERIALS! Three of 'em this week. "Vampire City" kicks it off with detective
Dixon getting a deepthroat interrogation by a vampire slut with acid in her throat. Let's
just say that she's got his FULL attention! Then the "Monster Channel" serves up another
Invader episode with a sick alien who's nasty virus is about to do in that horny housewife
and Eateries wraps up his runaway wife story as the lovers are reunited and death becomes
a family affair in this week's "Tasty Titbit"!
Makes me hungry..
Mike da Mutant
Matt Dixon gets worried about a vampire ho and goes to check on her. He discovers she's doin' just
fine and has sex with her. After a nap he wakes up next to her decapitated body! Sex is a rough
business in the "Vampire City"! It's the conclusion of "Dirty Deal" this week. Well.. sorta. Our
Spacebabe still has to deliver the treaty and she's gonna find out that that's NOT that easy!
Her trials begin next week!
FRANKY'S IN LOVE.
But his recalcitrant bride ain't havin' none of it! She's just playing hard to get 'cause we
KNOW she wants to begin "The Perversion of Frankenstein" as quickly as possible, right? Then
a couple short stories. "The Underground" is about a monster hunting gal that scores BIG TIME
and "Lunch Break" tells the tale of a hard-working babe that prefers her protein and liquid
form. Luckily, there are lots of handy aliens around to help her out!
James Lemay is up with another "SPOOKY" tale! This time a gender-bender encounter takes
place in the depths of an ancient castle. And there's something fishy goin' on here! Hell
hath no fury greater than a woman "Hijacked"! "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" presents the
conclusion to Slids sordid twist on space piracy - up now!
And it's all true!
Mike da Mutant
Maybe. My Ambassador whispers to her dim-witted courier (and fellow mind-fuckee) that she knows
a way out of their predicament if she'll just follow her lead. But is she really on to something
or does the Planton just want her to THINK she is? Hmmm.. Either way it's a "Dirty Deal". Then
let's jump to "Vampire City" where we find out that serial vampire fucker and cop Matt Dixon
has a sweet 'lil wife at home that gives him head with breakfast. And he cheats on her! Now
I'm not one to throw stones but.. But maybe it eats on him - since he's apparently spinning
out of control. But on the other hand.. ya only live once! Then it's off to the "Monster Chanel"!
This time the city is being demolished even as the Kick-ass Chicks continue their fuck-challenge!
They ain't so smart but they sure do pull a lot of vacuum!
WOE IS YOU!
With a new "Star Woes"! "I Am Number 69" is a parody of a movie that probably nobody saw (so is
it really a parody then?) 'cause it was pretty lame. I like our version a lot better! In our
version the alien girl gets a lot more uh.. exposure! Basta is back with "Justice Will be Served"
about a much abused babe with a plan to get even and there's a really dark short story up
called "New Generation". No it's not Star Trek. It's a whole lot scarier! This week's
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry is "Hijacked" from Slid. Bad things happen to lonely spacebabes...
..and usually I'm involved!
Mike da Mutant
DOIN' IT DOGGIE?
Not exactly. Doin' it WOLFY style! "Vampire City" just lost two more gorgeous vampire hookers to the
deadly bite of the Werewolf! Matt Dixon gets setup for a fall while the killer shreds the vamp-hos
at his leasure. The tension mounts and Dixon's credibility evaporates as the murder spree accelerates!
Up for a table dance? Check out this week's "Dirty Deal" clips! So what if she's mind controlled by an
alien? She can really swing that ass! Then it's love at first sight as Frankensteins monster meets
his new bride in "The Perversion of Frankenstein" photo comic.
IT'S A TRAP!
Esmeralda thinks that she's got the ancient god set up for a fall with all her guards and hostages
and a BIG ASS bomb. But Tlaltecuhtli hasn't been fooled and the trap is sprung - ON HER! It's not
looking good for the future of the world guys. Better hope that Cameron has something more than
just her amazing tits to bring to this "Lost Lands: Underworld" fight! Then we're serving up a
terrific short story called "The Sacrifice". Some dirty bastard sold her to the Devil for a piece
of gold! THAT'S AN OUTRAGE! (I woulda' paid double dammit!)
"Spooky!" is back from James Lemay! This time it's a super-stacked crate stacker who gets the treatment
from the oldie-moldy that she just carried in. The pleasures of the flesh will not be denied - even
when the flesh has turned to dust! And lastly the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" just burped up
"The Blackest Magic" from eons ago. Silly girls.. Why do they mess with the bull but complain
when they get the horns?
Chicks dig fangs.
Mike da Mutant
It's kinda our trademark! First there's "Dirty Deal" where a bungled diplomatic mission has turned
two Spacebabes into sex slaves for the entertainment of the Planton ambassador. The overrought
alien won't let 'em go until he gets his mental rocks off - and he's just get'n warmed up! Then
then third chapter of "Vampire City" is up and Detective Matt Dixon is on the hunt for a grizzly
murderer who just killed a gorgeous vampire hooker. But when information is in short supply Matt
decides to "interrogate" another Vamp-ho "his way". Just the facts ma'am.. oh, and a blowjob!
THE ACID TEST?
The good doctor moves on with his examination of a potential bride for Frankenstein. But for
reasons unknown he decides that a bath of acid will determine her suitability for sex with his
creation. Huh? That's okay 'cause it's all for science, right? Sure. We'll all benefit from
the scholarly experimentation going on in "The Perversion of Frankenstein". I just don't know
how. Next up: The Kickass Chicks are back in "The Monster Channel"! Dim wits compliment big
tits and super-powers as the girls accept a sex challenge from some ugly monster types. That's
their business - but while they're proving their sexual superiority a giant spider is destroying
the city! Then a new "Tasty Titbit" advances the story of the lonely chick muncher as he
searches for his runaway wife. The object of his desire sneaks out the back way by sacrificing
one of her friends for his snacking pleasure. He knows that she's just a "Distraction" but his
appetites won't be denied!
Probably not. You'll likely avoid anything doing with water after you see "It Came from the Deep"
by Donny! All she wanted was to unwind with a nice little swim - but NO - instead she gets an
unbelievable visitor from beneath the waves and a relentless sexual drudging that leaves her
exhausted and.. wanting MORE? WTF? Hot chicks are in peril even in their own homes! Especially
if they're living on Roswell. This week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry offers another glimpse
into the terrible price paid by lonesome maidens as our whole damn planet gets "PROBED" by
the lawless hoard of alien intruders! Where will it all end?
Mike da Mutant
Yeah. For my diplomatic corps. My senior diplomat and her idiot courier are about to get mindfucked
by the Planton ambassador. While this is not gonna be much fun for them - let's not get carried away.
I mean, diplomats are well known for sealing the deal with a little blowjob under the table if they
can't buy their opposition - so what's the big stink? Gosh golly! They're better off - 'least there
won't be much clean-up when they're done! I don't make the rules, that's just the way the galaxy works
in "Dirty Deal"! Then "The Perversion of Frankenstein" starts this week as the evil doctor whips up a
bride for his horny creation. Of course, nobody asked her what she wanted..
gets real complicated for Matt Dixon in "Vampire City". His relations with the Vampire hookers of the city
are about to go sour (even as he's bangin' one now) because there's a mysterious killer out there taking
out the vamp-ho's! Matt's gonna have to find the killer or suffer the wrath of every vampire knock-out
in town. And NOBODY wants that! Then let's get to the short stories this week. "Lazy Buns" is about a
gal that finds a secluded beach and goes for a tan. But the beach itself.. is ALIVE! And "Overstuffed"
explores the tender relationship between a girl and her collection of little furry friends. Little
furry friends who GANG BANG her!
Sure she's a delusional whack-job that lives in a funny farm and wants to kill everybody.. BUT.. she's so
damn HOT that I could overlook it! James Lemay presents another issue of "SPOOKY!" and I don't know about
you.. but I've dated crazier chicks than her! "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" has bubbled up "Return to Roswell"
this week. It's really kind of a "sailor gets shore leave and finds a girl" story - if the sailor's an
So enjoy the update!
Mike da Mutant
Damn! Everything was goin' along just fine with the Planton treaty negotiations and then >WHAM<
some ditzy courier decides that her hood muffles her voice too much and THEN drops her friggin'
robe on the way out! As everybody knows, the Plantons are a race of furry clones that reproduce
asexually. But the word "Planton" translates to "brain fuckers" in Galactic speak because they
still like to get raunchy. Normally they're pretty easy going but once they see non-furry flesh
they lose it and try to brain-fuck everybody in sight! So here we are. "Dirty Deal" is the story
of our latest attempt at diplomacy - and how we managed to salvage the agreement. And when it's
over our diplomat has to send the treaty to Earth and THAT'S a whole new set of problems! STARTS NOW!
Oh man. I'm running Bobby Bones' "Vampire City" starting this week. It's one of my all-time favorite
comic series and I'm gonna run it every week while it lasts. EXCELLENT artwork- this guy really knows
how to draw the babes! Then the "Monster Channel" wraps up another vampire tale - but the vamp doesn't
fare so well in this one! And there's a new "Fable of Fright" up! "Snowmonster" takes place at an outdoor
photo shoot and once you read it you'll never turn your back on a snowman again.
WHAT A WASTE!
Well, he did it. Kober killed the mighty knocker babe and left her lifeless body behind. "Backslash"
ends with a deader! What a waste...! "Special Needs" is in the short story section and a more
accommodating hooker you'll never find! Chick sure earns her money. Then the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
has burped up "Doctor Spacelove" with a futuristic slice of life from a xeno-space opera! You
sure don't see THAT every day!
Mike da Mutant
I GOT IT UP!
Huh? No.. I mean that the final part of "Terror from the Void" is online now so get the whole
flic while ya can. It'll be gone next week when the new movie starts. And Then check out this
week's short stories "Arachnophobia" ,
"Interrogation" and "Ghost Story" for some instant
gratification. Spider monster, space cop and a haunted house. What more could life possibly
"Backslash" gets a fresher and 'lil ms big boobies is quite a fighter! When the handlebars wouldn't
put him down she goes for a screwdriver. Now he's punctured in a dozen spots and she's still poking
him!. Tough gal. "Belladonna Vance" comes to an end this week with a twist and the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
serves up the final part to "Cyclon 500" - and the race is on!
New movie starts next week!
Mike da Mutant
DID I MISUNDERSTAND?
I was told that "Terror from the Void" was gonna be all about torturing information outta one of my
Spcebabes. But so far.. if that's torture you can sign me up! Perhaps the wily Screechna (do you SEE
that amazing ass?!!) has more in store but if that tongue bath is supposed to break my Spacebabe,
me thinks there's been a communications error! UPDATE: Okay - scratch that. I just looked at next
week's final episode and I take it all back. I don't want any of that! And this is funny - Kober
the serial undeader is about to get his clock wound by a naked chick with a set of handlebars!
And a set of.. HUGE KNOCKERS! Maybe luggin' them uber-boobies around all day has given her super
human strength? Looks like she's about to "Backslash" the holy hell outta this zombie!
to "LUNCH"! But don't fall for it! This short story is all about duplicity and guile (not to mention bad
manners). Just check the menu first - trust me. Carrying on with the snack theme - that munchy monster
is back with a new "Tasty Titbit"! He's closing in on his runaway wife by eating every friend that she's
ever had. How long can his reign of terror go on? Will he finally confront the one that got away? And
how does he digest all that hair? Yeah.. lots of questions. Stay tuned!
"The Monster Channel" is back with a fresh episode. There's a killer on the hunt and she's just snagged
a tipsy party gal that looks ripe for evisceration! But when they hit the sheets for some mutual rug
muchin' everything's gonna change! Then it's the final chapter of "Vanya Swan"! She's proven that she's
a cold blooded killer but now she has to face the surviving space pirates. Oh my! What WILL she do? And
there's loads of fun in this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"! "Cyclon 500" is up (part one of two). It's like
a futuristic alien death-race but with stacked babes that will do A N Y T H I N G to win!
Gotta admire that.
Mike da Mutant
ONE OF YOUR SPACEBABES..
is MISSING! With that ominous statement we meet Rangor of the Void who's managed to catch one of our
biggestly overboobed Spacebabes! He thinks that I've entrusted her with the secret location of planet
Earths hidden defenses and he's assigned his top interrogator, Screechna, to get the facts at any cost!
K.C. Cannons stars with Nadia and a couple of ugly guys in a 3-week long encore presentation of
"Terror from the Void". BTW: We've got a brand-new movie in the can but I'm up to me arse in
alligators so I've remastered this bitchin' flic from 2009 to buy me some time to edit the new
one and really do it justice. "Terror" is shown here for the first time in native resolution
(853x480) instead of the tiny sized clips from 6 years ago and I'm running it through in 3 weeks
- not 8 or 9 like the first pass. So kick back and enjoy it in three big chunks!
FUNNY FARM FREAKS!
"Spooky" takes a button space for James Lemay's creepy horror series this week. The first issue is
up with the master doodlers mental institution gone EVIL tale of one poor babe that's probably NOT
feeling rehabilitated! Good stuff.. Then "Belladonna Vance" tangles with the huge-boobed chick with
the bad habit and has her wooped! But then some priestess steps in and >ZAP< - it's all for naught!
And the slash action continues in "Backslash"! Victim number 2 swings away with a set of handlebars
and manages to avoid getting stuck (mostly) - at least so far. But not for long.
CAN I PLAY?
"Toy Girl Story" is up in the "StarWoes" section this week. She dresses like Buzz Lightyear but
doesn't have his luck. From dinosaurs to Mr. Potatodick - she's the good time had by all! THIS
gal is a real ACTION FIGURE but she ain't diggin' the action. Then the "Crowley Manse" has lured
in another batch of bimbos looking for a cheap thrill. They sure came to the right place! But I
bet they never thought that the house would do - EEK! - what it's doing to them. Naturally,
there's a "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" addition too. It's "Devil's Triangle" and there's a lifeboat full
of bikini babes that just got rescued by a mysterious dark ship mid-ocean. Yeah.. they got
"rescued".. But with "rescues" like that - who needs horrible lingering death?
Mike da Mutant
Yup. The top of the freebies page looks like a furniture stores "going out of business" banner!
But fret not. Gotta end something to start something new, ya know? There's two short series that
wrap it up this week - Donny's third "Nosferatu" comic and the second part of Slid's "Curiosity".
But that's okay - we've got more! And 6 of 8 takes her alien buddy to places he's never been
(but would probably like to come back to!). It's a "ROGUE" round the world wrap-up and 'ol
turtle face finally gets his happy ending! Nothin' left to do but >sigh< and wave goodby!
Maybe share a cigarette..?
GOBBLE HER UP!
Uh-oh. Has the ghastly girl gobbler finally caught up to his runaway wife? And if so.. will he
merely enslave her or chomp her down with her girl friends as a "Tasty TitBit" Who's gonna clean
up that mess? The one the dead gal made in "Backslash". Kober finally "slips it in" on the first
gal but he's got a real fight on his hands with the other one. When she slams him upside the head
with a steel pipe even the slimy slicer takes notice! And "Vanya Swan" has lips that say "no no no"
but her OTHER lips are saying "yeah baby!" to the strangely hued pirates that have her in their
grasp! CAN she resist? WILL she survive? MIGHT she still emerge victorious? FIND OUT - in the
next issue which is (you guessed it) the CONCLUSION! Then take a trip down memory lane as
"The W.A.B.A.C. Machine" presents another stellar adventure. When the captain goes looking for
her crew she finds them - genitally tangled (if ya know what I mean). One of them's her hubby
so she's a bit put out - as you might expect. But after the anger there's an accommodation
that's so cool that it's "Space Cool"!
Enjoy it fellas!
Mike da Mutant
WTF? That's not fair. But that's what it's come to in "Lost Lands: UNDERWORLD"! Why do they always
kill the Mummies? It's RACIST, SEXIST and NON-PC I say! But so what? It's too damn late to keep
the ancient god bottled up and now there's gonna be some REAL fun! "Backslash" chalks up one in
the "deader" column. She tried so hard to avoid it but now she's toast. Better yet there's FRESH
meat to chase and slice!
"Belladonna Vance" get snagged by the bad vamps and.. they all go crazy? Everybody gets laid and
some of 'em even get knocked off but.. they ALL seem to be havin' a great time. Huh? There's a
second "Nosferatu" comic from Donny up this week and it's enough to make ya wanna dye yer skin
grey and file your teeth. Friggin' vampires get ALL the girls! "ROGUE" - just one more week left
as 6 of 8 diligently gathers her scientific data (and gets banged like a jack-hammer)! The splattery
conclusion is next week! Then it just ain't an update without the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" burpin' out
and oldie. This week it's "Service to Our Country" from D'praved. Street hooker, shadowy government
goon and a passel of horny aliens - what could possibly go wrong? And belly up to the titty bar as
Slid presents "Curiosity" part 1. Mega-babe hears strange noises while she's in the shower. She
investigates and discovers some ugly demon nailing her roomie! Now what's she gonna do? Call the
cops? Rush in and attack? Join in the fun? Find out next week in part 2!
Mike da Mutant
gets the best of the energy man - I guess. He's got 6 of 8 in every position he can think of - and
she's lovin' it! Wow.. this is not for typical Gorb drone! Obviously this one has gone "ROGUE"!
Then long-dead mass murderer Kober finally has his parking lot quarry cornered. But just as he's
about to slice of a tasty hunk off >click< a door opens and she falls in! Think she's safe now?
Really? Haven't been watching "Backslash" huh?
I call 'em vampires. But I guess if you're a blood sucking killer pervert you can call yourself
anything you want. This one interrupts a little "quality time" in the worst possible way. Even for
a "Nosferatu"! Now, I know, it's such a stereotype. A bunch of hot babes decide to check out an
abandoned mansion and while they're there they get banged by the dead and chopped up like sausage.
Stereotype I tell you! What I can't understand why stories like "House of 1000 Terrors" are still
so much fun! Damn me..
No It's sewer sex! Classy guy takes a hot bimbo to his sewer hideout for some nookie? Huh? Well
Karma gets him when a sewer critter shows up and ends him - then takes the babe! The "Sewer Peril"
was all his! It's conclusion time for "Vanya Swan" - no spoilers here! Ok. Fine. She dies in the
end. I think. The ever crusty "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" spews forth with the final chapter of
"Return of the Monsters" this week! I'll never be able to look at Bela Lugosi the same way again..
Guess I can live with that.
Mike da Mutant
KILL 'EM ALL!
"Belladonna Vance" and her new companion (lover, captor?) go back to the Masters castle with that very
intention. But the undead orgy might take a pause long enough to deal with them - or not.
"Monstrosityverse" tells a tale about a babe that walked into a convenience store and finds the
hottie clerk on the floor get'n nailed by some big green lizardy-lookin' thing and quickly gets
yanked into the action. Hint: She shoulda run.
what the professor is offering! "XXXcavation SODOM" drops into the short story section with some
archeological shenanigans that gets way hot - then way deadly when the accursed city is discovered.
And "Backslash" is back with more running and screaming and slashing with a pinch of false hope
and some near-misses. 6 of 8 gets bent over and ravished by the newly-minted alien guy in this
week's "Rogue" clips - but she's all-in for science!
Another short story - "The Sacrifice" is about a sweet young thing that's left for the Gods -
chained to a rock by her people. But she doesn't perish - she gets even! And the
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" burps up part two of "Return of the Monsters". Vampire hottie and a
homemade monster. Like cookies and milk.
They just go together!
Mike da Mutant
Lesson learned: non-corporeal does NOT mean non-carnal. The dude in the synthetic body takes charge
- much to 6 of 8's delight! He may be new to this but he's certainly got the main idea and this week
he'll make her do it his way. "ROGUE" explores new territory as energy man takes on Borg droid!
Then that undead asshole Kober has been clubbed and stabbed repeatedly by his intended victim.
In a fair fight she would have already killed his clumsy ass and been toasting her victory!
But "Backslash" is anything but fair.
So I generally avoid political and religious stuff if at all possible - there's no upside, ya
know? But this week there's a new "Star Woes" comic up about Hitler and his untold punishment.
If you don't concede that that guy is open to all manner of hate and derision then skip it.
And seek counseling. But if you despise him as much as I do - make sure to see "Weird Hitler"!
Then "Dr. Brooks Sinister Secret" validates all your fear of the dentist office. Just what a
tooth-a-phobic needs huh? Oh well.. This month's "Tasty TitBit" is up! "Room Service" is all
about a poor gal that just happened to be in the wrong place at the right time - for a snack!
Pass the butter.. (makes her slide down easier).
KILL 'EM ALL!
And she does. "Vanya Swan" is on a tear this week! Her hand cannon blasts the bad guys to
oblivion but after her murderous streak is over she makes a shocking discovery - one that
changes everything. Then here's a moldy-oldie for ya. "Return of the Monsters" is up with
the first of three parts this week. Vampires and Frankenstein in "The W.A.B.A.C. Machine"!
'Till next week,
Mike da Mutant
Okay.. so it's NOT the moon landing. But 6 0f 8 HAS taken science to new places with her un-endorsed
carnal coupling with (formerly) un-corporeal being! But I just couldn't stop myself from including
the famous audio from that fateful day in July of '69. Worked in well too! This week 'ol non-corp
gets a healthy heapin' serving of Borg nookie and starts to show that he's "into it". It's science
gone mad as 6 of 8 goes "ROGUE"! Then there's just not much fun in fighting a dead man. She pokes
him full of holes and all he does is oooozz - and keeps on coming at her with that knife!
"Backslash" just doesn't play fair.
Gimme some of that magical oil from "Lost lands: UNDERGROUND"! There's this sweet 'lil thang next
door at the deli that I just love to introduce it too! But for now I'll have to settle for watching
all the mummies have fun with there enraged captives I guess. Funny how their attitude changes once
that evil goo hits their boobs. And how they don't seem to mind being touched any more. Yeah, gimme
some of that! "Belladonna Vance" doesn't need any magic to get her to put out. When the recently
escaped vampire babe gets caught by a murderous vampire hunter she's ready, able and willing to
make a deal. "Please don't kill me - I'll do.. I'll do ANYTHING to live". >big grin<
They're everywhere tonight! In "The Monster Channel" our freaky alien-next-door, Mr. Zxassz, comes
home from a tryst with the crazy fat gal to discover his lover entangled with the mail man. So he
whips out his zapper and >poof< the mail won't cum today! And when a busty bimbo gets abducted the
men in black send out a decoy to catch those nasty aliens. But all she catches is couple gray stiffies
when her "Another Night in the Desert" investigation gets a little too close for comfort! Thank
goodness they don't all go out seeking an abduction. It's better when they get snagged outta
nowhere, don't you think? Like this week's "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" presentation of
"Tales of the Unexpecting" where a real looker gets snatched, "probed" (over and over and over again)
and then returned with a 'lil something extra!
Now THAT'S an ABDUCTION!
Mike da Mutant
He's a long dead serial killer with a knife fetish and he's almost got his latest victim cornered.
Bloody and tired, she still tries desperately to flee. Maybe her screams will attract some help?
If not, she'll just be the latest "Backslash" victim - but not the last. 6 of 8 parks her ass right
on the aliens face this week - just to see what he does! And she's delighted to learn that her
"teaching nanites" have given him the general idea. Thus encouraged she proceeds to just show off -
deepthroating the ugly critter like she's been waiting for this her whole life! Oh how the Borg have
changed in "ROGUE"!
SORT THE SHORTS!
Nah, not yer undies - the short stories that are up this week. First up is "Fertilization". An
unsuspecting shopper gets nabbed right out of the clothing store and zapped to an orbiting space
ship where she get a close encounter that she'll never forget! Those tentacle guys make sure they
check out every nook and cranny. Then a hot (but none too bright) babe takes a wrong turn and gets
"Lost in the City". Fortunately, there's a helpful neighborhood guide that just tickled to show
her the way out. For a price! Next up, a group of sinister aliens sweet talks a marooned Spacebabe
into some group sex. But she shoulda listened when they explained that when they got turned on..
they CHANGE. Cupie dolls morph into crotch splitters in this weeks "Plan 69 from Outer Space"!
Damn! Spacebabes are just falling outta the sky! This weeks "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" entry is
"Boobyrella". She crash lands on some nasty alien planet where a nasty alien sex fiend is
all ready to show her some.. nasty! But the titty queen ain't one for just lay'n there
and taking it so the alien gets a BIG dose of it's own..uh, medicine(?)! And a 5 part
series, "Vanya Swan - Space Pirate" kicks off this week. Vanya is really NOT a girly
girl to begin with but after these alien pirate perverts get through with her she'll be
lucky to still be breathing! Or maybe she'll turn it around on 'em?
Mike da Mutant
Ya gotta give her credit. Since we saw her first sexual encounter 6 of 8 has blossomed!
She's trapped a being made only of energy inside a constructed humanoid body and she's
gonna show him what he's been missing. And this week she's giving him a blowjob that'll
have the entire uberverse talking! Deliciously presented with ultra slow-mo highlights.
Don't miss Natalie Minx in "ROGUE"! Then we're starting a new "Monster Channel" episode
with that double-dicked alien invader making the discovery of his life. Old gals LOVE
Elvis! And idiot aliens who disguise themselves like him!
There's a knife-wielding supernatural serial killer on the loose and he's gonna stick 'em
both! "Backslash" begins with a chase and will end with a puddle! And there's a a new
"Fable of Fright" called "Ultimate Nightmare". This poor chick can't catch a wink of sleep
'cause that evil clown just kills her friends and titty-fucks her every time she nods off.
But he hasn't killed her. Not yet. "Belladonna Vance" takes advantage of the masters
distraction (the knocker momma in the habit) to escape. But now that she's free she's
still a vampire so what's a girl to do?
are soooo damn easy! "Dora Spikes" is supposed to be guarding the space station but when a
dwarf alien invades she's quickly persuaded to forget about security and turns into a sex
machine! Hope he can keep up! And the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" kicks out a classic called
"Alien Agent". Have you ever heard the one about the Spacebabe that goes into a bar and...?
Well.. have ya?
Mike da Mutant
ROGUE! Natalie Minx is 6 of 8 a "rescued" Gorb that's gone waaay off the Federation reservation!
She's trapped a being of pure energy inside a newly made humanoid body to see how... to see how
he likes sex!? She wakes him up and starts her "experiment" - but this time she knows what she's
doing! Hey..? Every wonder how a monster like the guy in "Tasty Titbits" gets to be such a freak?
Well, wonder no more my friends as we expose the origin of the belly of death! Check out
"Thinking Back" in this months update.
It's the final swallow for the "Slither" photostory. And bless her little heart.. she's still
throwing punches - all the way down his throat! "The Snowbeast" wraps up with the conclusion
of the Yeti tale and another lost comic gets posted (plus the 4 original chapters) as
"Monstrositverse" presents "Save the Queen".
More than they can chew I mean. Yup. Check out "Armed and Dangerous" in the short story section.
A brace of fine young spacebabes somehow manage to let one alien elude them. See how! And the
"W.A.B.A.C. Machine" burps up "Canvas of Death" for your light reading. Sicko's turn on each
other and it's Die! Die! Everyone DIES!!!.
Thanks for lookin'!
Mike da Mutant
Damn. I'm a day late with the update. Sorry 'bout that. Couldn't get it all together yesterday without scrimping on something. And there's a lot goin' on this week - let's get to it!
Natalie Minx is back as 6 of 8 (formerly of the Gorb collective). But her last encounter led her to
new interests and new dangers. There's a five minute clip up for "ROGUE" that lays out the story and
next week we find out just how the Gorb goodie gobbler has .. evolved! A hungry snake takes a 2x4 on
the nose but methinks that won't stop him. Prob just make him hungry again. "Slither" - it's like a
snake habitat - but with chicks instead of mice!
"Dimension Freak" - I skipped a "wrap up" episode that came in kinda late a few months ago. So what the hell
- the whole series is up for a limited time. Get 'em now 'cause as soon as I need more button room...
>POOF<! "Snowbeast" is up from Kanel Kitch. Babes and frosty giants part 1! Then "Belladonna Vance"
becomes the Barons favorite screw-toy until she dives out a window to escape. But she's jumped and
screwed everywhere she turns!
GOTTA GET ME SOME!
Some of that magical gooey stuff that they're using in "Lost Lands: Underworld". It seems that it doesn't
matter if you just had a deadly battle with her - just splash some on her boobs and she's yours! Fresh
chapter and magical goo! Bringin' up the rear, the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" spits up a cool little comic
from Donny called "Homesick". But it shoulda been called "Now my daddy kills you"!
Apologies for tardiness.
Mike da Mutant
She's in a hell that only she can know as her friends watch her suffer helplessly. Perhaps they'll be
smart enough to wake her up in this week's conclusion of "DREAMS"? Nahh.. And nobody woke up the blonde
in "Tabitha's Nightmares" either! She scared herself awake! "Belladonna Vance" re-unites with her (dead)
lover and learns that he's a sex-driven vampire. I guess she's good with that 'cause they have a helluva
time before "the Baron" steps in."Jordan Nightshade" is in similar straits when her old love shows up in
the midst of a vampire fight. Small world..
KILL "EM ALL.
That kill-crazy clown is back in this week's "Fable of Fright" called "Third Nightmare". New beauties
learn that no orifice goes unused and nobody leaves alive! "Slither" gulps down one and sets out after
the other one in this sewer-centered race for survival. Think she can get away? Don't bet on it.
They'll burn your world then take your women as sex slaves and recruits! They're the "FIREWALKERS"
and they've just been posted to the ever-lovin' "W.A.B.A.C.Machine"!
a word about next week. Natalie Minx is back in the biz and we just shot a terrific follow-up movie to "6 of 8" our total Star Trek rip-off.. uh.. I meant PARODY from a couple of years ago. Ass is being busted as I get it ready for prime-time - NEXT WEEK! Gonna be..
Mike da Mutant
Yeah.. she really should. But takin' demon dick seems to be her priority in "DREAMS". At long last her
friends MAY have seen enough to be worried. Maybe they'll wake her up? Or can they? "Belladonna Vance"
begins from Succubus Nation this week. She's a vengeance seeking vampire killing machine with a body
that won't quit! And after she takes out the vampire that killed her lover and ruined her life she's
got a whole coven to wipe out - if they don't get her first! >CRUNCH< "Slither" gets down to gobble-gobble
this week as the giant snake grabs a sewer snack. Hell of a price she pays for being clumsy - and slow!
JODY JODY JODY..
"Fuckontact" is up in the "Starwoes" section this week. And OUR version of Jody Foster has tits and is
NOT a lesbian! Well, she probably goes both ways but that alien she's spending time with definitely has
MALE-ish characteristics! You won't see this version on the late night re-runs! The Kickass Chicks are
up to their usual nonsense on the "Monster Channel" . Daisy pulls a chain of pug-uglies in a tit-for-tat
attempt to gather some intel. Meanwhile her sisters are bored so they do what they wanna do (to each other)
while she's chuggin' lizard dong. But surely she'll get the latest scoop on the bad guys..right? Then there's
a real two-part treat from Furball as "Tabitha's Nightmares" debuts in the "Short Story" section! Tit lovers
rejoice! Naturally the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" burps up a classic. This time it's "..a Thousand Words" from
Kanel Kitch - complete with unseen creepies, a house of tentacle dick and three dumb-as-rocks but built-for-speed
hiker babes! Sounds like an average-to-good weekend from my younger days!
there were two. Scheduling hassles, flaky models and constricted budgets be damned - we've got TWO new movies in the can! Briefly: A couple of spacebabes are sent on a once every seven year mission to renegotiate a treaty and naturally they screw it up beyond recognition. So they'll seal the deal - whatever it takes - or they won't come back alive! And then "6 of 8" has gone ROGUE! She's been drummed out of Star Fleet for her single minded insistence on researching all forms of alien sex! The former Gorb cyborg is being hunted by the fleet even as she performs unspeakable acts upon innocent alien life forms! We'll join her as she attempts to couple with a non-corporeal being that she's trapped inside a made to order body for testing and experimentation. Coming soon!
Mike da Mutant
SUCKS TO BE HER.
Dianna Knight is still get'n the big fuzzy guys full attention as she suffers through her "DREAMS" -
even as her friends continue to watch with growing concern. Are they gonna wake her up at last? Can
they? I'm guessing that the two gals in the "Slither" sewer with the giant snake aren't really CLOSE
friends 'cause one of them just abandoned the other and 'ol scaly is about to partake!
Not so much. The Mummies in "Lost Lands Underworld" don't seem to be anybody's friend. And while the gals may
think that they're safe for the moment, I assure - they AIN'T! While they gobble down the dead to repair
their own bullet-ridden bodies they're quarry falls under the spell of a dart-delivered aphrodisiac! Great
idea. Bad timing. Then "Creature Busters" wraps up a 4 week run with the final installment from James Lemay's
vampire tale. Bunny will never be quite the same!
"Jordan Nightshade" takes on a whole room full of naked vampires all at once. But they merge sex and violence
so well that it's hard to figure out exactly who's in peril - and who's just catchiin' a nut! "Space Slugs"
slide in through the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" portal this week. (I'll have to get that seal looked at.)
A 'LIL SETUP..
is required for this next item. Short version. I'm an idiot and completely misplaced/forgot about an issue of
"Monster Violation" that showed up after I'd already pulled the button for the series (thinking it was complete).
That was months and months ago. But with some timely prodding from a member I dug it up and we're re-posting the
whole series this week! All ten issues are up PLUS the new unpublished 11th! But there won't be any more so if
you're a fan of ROM's work - get it while you can.
And finally.. we shot a new movie this week! And we're shooting another on Monday!! I'm so damn excited! But I'm gonna be buried it editing. Better start now.
I'll letcha know how it goes!
Mike da Mutant
I DON'T HAVE TO..
outrun the snake. I just need to outrun YOU! Yep, it's getting to that point in "Slither"! The sinister
slitherer has their scent and he's on the yummy trail. Oh boy! - "Creature Busters" is up with chapter 3.
Can a bad girl be happy as a vampire? Duhh.. She looks like she's adjusting quite well! The conclusion bites
you right on the neck next week!
Nah.. they're "DREAMS"! Dianna Knight writhes and wiggles and fights and squirms and it's all because of her
erotic dream - and we can see the whole thing! The Kickass Chicks are back on "The Monster Channel" and
they'll obviously do just about ANYTHING to get the scoop on the bad guys. So she'll stoop to real lows
but you gotta admit - she looks great in a trench-coat!
WHAT'S THAT NOISE?
Well.. could be the sound of hot ogre/babe sex taking place beneath your feet in this week's conclusion
of "Underground". Or it could be the ear-splitting screams of Marsha Frankenstein after her version of
the patchwork monster comes to life in "Lightning Strikes". Nah.. 'probly just the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine"
cutin' loose with "Terror" this week! I'm not cleaning that up!
'Till next week!
Mike da Mutant
50 FEET OF HUNGRY..
shares a sewer with two ditzy babes that fell into an open manhole cover. And they're just about to meet up
in this week's "SLITHER" update! Diana Knight gets the horny Wookie treatment while her oblivious buddies
make out right next to her. They're diggin' the show that she puts on while she's thrashing in her "DREAMS".
Perhaps. But in the here & now there's short stories awaiting you. "Docking Bay 2" is up with TONS of sex.
'Course it's all kinda mechanical.. Then "Underground" serves up a pounding as big-boob-babe meets
giant-ugly-cock-thing in the lower regions. Collision alert!
'Is that you? I thought you were dead. You WERE dead! But now I'll just have sex with you right here
in the morgue 'cause uh.. what could go wrong?' Yep. That's the scoop in this week's "Creature Busters"
from James Lemay. And don't snicker.. you know you'd do her too! "Jordan Nightshade" gets a bit pissy
this week and thrashes some vampire around good. But ya can't kill what's already dead and she needs
to write that down and remember it 'cause payback's a muther! The "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" just had a
toon up (forgive me) so it's in great shape to spit out this week's selection called "Straight Flush"
from Donny. She was bet in a poker game and one ugly alien hit the JACKPOT!
Aces and Eights for me.
Mike da Mutant
WITH A THUNDEROUS >POP<..
my head comes outta my ass and I realize that there's a comic in this week's lineup that shoulda been up last week.
"The Suit" is a "Tasty TitBit" about scoring with a Santa suit! Just a reminder not to pack away the costume too fast.
Could come in handy. Then there's a bevy of short stories up this week. "Underground" is actually a scary two part
story about a gal that somebody froze and forgot and "Dead Freaks" is the old "don't make out in the graveyard"
tale - but we'll SHOW ya why not!
SHE'S SOOO DEAD!
James Lemay's "Creature Busters" begins with a murder. Somebody sucked the life from her!! And there's three more
issues of this nasty little vampire tale so I'll put'em up weekly 'till they're gone. "Future Imperfect" wraps up
the short stories with some giant alien insect abuse and then the "W.A.B.A.C. Machine" churns out "No Escape".
Those nasty space pirate slavers are at it again!
DON'T WAKE ME UP!
I'm dreaming! And if my dreams are anything like Dianna Knights "DREAMS" I don't wanna wake up! Uh.. well, assuming
I'm the hairy guy in her dream anyway. This week he's plow'n her from behind even as she shreds the sheets in
real-life. Her clueless friends watch and make out in awe as Dianna gyrates! Me too!
Best wishes for great '15 guys.
Mike da Mutant
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